Casey
@caseystudy.bsky.social
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Go bleach your roots, creep. Washington, DC | D&D | Weightlifting | Education | 🏳️‍🌈 | [he/they] 30% muscle and 70% muppet Insta: @caseyallensears
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Twink Death Thursday.
Comparison picture of Casey at 110lbs vs 235lbs.
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Oh my god it tastes like Satan’s deodorant.
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Sore quads after a workout is one of the best feelings in the world. I would hit legs this hard every single day if my body could handle it without crumbling to dust.
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I finally beat Chronos. With a Poseidon Axe build? Sure. Why not? In Hades og my first win was an Aphrodite Railgun build, so I guess we are just continuing the pattern of winning with my worst weapons.
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They might be cupcakes, but that’s still a dessert in the I’m the cake bakery.
Man standing in profile in short shorts.
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I’ll take any win at this point. Grifters deserve neither mercy nor forgiveness.
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Dr. Phil went full MAGA and tried to reinvent himself as a MAGA media mogul and culture warrior. Now his world is unraveling, his media company is laying off thousands and had to file for bankruptcy, and he's being sued for fraud. The whole plan is collapsing.

www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/
Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report
Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...
www.rawstory.com
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Someone just made me wait two weeks to get on a call only to tell me that the data I’m missing are just in hidden columns at the end of a sheet. Diva down.
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I scream this to myself not infrequently.
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75% of the people I talk to here fall into this category
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Oh good. It’s backwards. This is “oops I’m a French mime” all over again.
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There’s a strong chance that’s correct
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Not wearing sweatpants for the first time in three days.
Man wearing a black kilt, black hat, black boots, and green t shirt.
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Six months apart. In that time I’ve lost and gained a total of 70lbs. I love that I thought it was going to be impossible to change my body until I hit 30 and learned how eating works.
Comparison of the same man over time. He is a bit smaller on the right but more muscular in appearance.
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Trader Joe’s bathtub fizzer, hot bath, The New Pornographers. Look, if I could do this at the bar, I would go out way more often.
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I don’t make the rules
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Gay people carry the candy business on our aching/arching backs.
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I think part of why the gym is so satisfying is that there a ton of mirrors and I see myself with a good pump. The rest of the day I FEEL so much smaller.
Man standing in gym. He is wearing a green tank top.
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Porygon Z was a mistake. I introduce you to Porygon HD Remake.
A real duck tinted to look like the pokemon porygon.
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You’re welcome to use my royalty free holiday character: The Grunch.
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All good educators have a little bit of a closet motivational speaker nut job in them and my flavor has always been this:

Yet. There’s a ton of power in the word Yet. It lets you be honest with yourself about where you are, and demands action if you want to see change. The core of Yet is Hope.
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Shoulder day is becoming my favorite day. Big, round caps on are on the horizon.
Man standing in bathroom wearing hat and tank top.
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If a straight man is being a gym criminal, wait until he’s watching when you double the weight of whatever lift he was just doing.
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My partner and I are notorious for finishing a dining experience in under 20 minutes.