Enjoyer of Giant Robots
@cartooncritic.bsky.social
68 followers 20 following 770 posts
27. He/Him. Aspiring writer.* Will yap at the slightest provocation and/or convenience to myself.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
cartooncritic.bsky.social
My actual candidate for weakest FF7 party member might be OG Vincent and I say that with the heaviest of hearts because I do think he’s cool.
cartooncritic.bsky.social
Weakest in gameplay or weakest as a character in the story? Because while I can probably agree with the former I think he still has a place in the party for the narrative, and I like the dynamic he has with Barrett in Disc 2.
Reposted by Enjoyer of Giant Robots
mattobii.bsky.social
Reminder that if you have a PS3, PS4 or PS5, you can get the original, unfiltered, non-"remastered" version of Grandia via PSN's PS1 classics lineup.
jon.gvg.io
Just captured some Grandia 1, here it is compared to the remaster
Reposted by Enjoyer of Giant Robots
anamariecox.bsky.social
To everyone who says, "But this won't matter": *MAKE IT MATTER.*

You have that power! This is not inside baseball and your friends and neighbors will likely be appalled. And if they're *not* appalled, don't be cynical yourself. Take the lead, give the cue.
politico.com
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
cartooncritic.bsky.social
What a baffling sales pitch, at that.

“Want to see Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones?”

No. I don’t believe anyone on Earth has ever wanted that, in fact. I have no clue who they think this will impress.
Reposted by Enjoyer of Giant Robots
kzxcellent.live
Following the massive Pokemon leaks I recall people constantly going "Things would be healthier if gaming was less secretive" and given the response I've seen from this and years of following Film Industry Twitter I can say that is 1000% incorrect.

The more info people have the worse it gets.
cartooncritic.bsky.social
I generally agree, I just hate that they felt it necessary to sacrifice his agency as a villain to do so.

Like I don’t think it’s actually that hard to write a story where Kylo gets his redemption after still being the final boss like he was being built up as.
Reposted by Enjoyer of Giant Robots
wanderjegson.bsky.social
I have been appreciating monster collecting games a lot recently
Reposted by Enjoyer of Giant Robots
teejcarlson.bsky.social
Today is Indigenous Peoples’ Day.
Reposted by Enjoyer of Giant Robots
c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
Because I still find people who don't know how the story ends:

Christopher Columbus was returned to Spain in chains in 1500 AD, convicted of barbaric torture of colonists, but released 6 weeks later by order of King Ferdinand II.

Neither he nor his brothers ever governed a Spanish holding again.
Christopher Columbus awaits sentencing in jail.
Reposted by Enjoyer of Giant Robots
kzxcellent.live
Me when I’m Super Mario
cartooncritic.bsky.social
Obviously don’t take RT scores as gospel and maybe seek out some proper reviews first, but if it’s of any indication…eh?
Reposted by Enjoyer of Giant Robots
ladyjazzington.bsky.social
BUT HEY!

THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.
discussingfilm.net
MatPat has been cast as Toy Bonnie in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’
cartooncritic.bsky.social
I’m not going to pretend like I think FE Engage’s story is the best ever or even that it’s particularly great. I just wish that the people who don’t like the story wouldn’t be such assholes to those who do.
cartooncritic.bsky.social
Hey, Fred at least has a half decent cereal to his name. That’s more than Dennis can ever hope for.
cartooncritic.bsky.social
What a horrible year to turn 30 this will be.
discussingfilm.net
First poster for the ‘MINECRAFT’ movie sequel.

In theaters on July 23, 2027.
cartooncritic.bsky.social
I’m sorry I really try not to harp on about game pricing stuff but selling FF9 by itself for a whole $40 is wild when the whole Pixel Remaster saga is $60.

I love FF9 but I wouldn’t say it alone has the same value as the other two PS1 FFs together, or 2/3rds of the Pixel Remaster collection.
rpgsite.net
Square Enix will release physical Nintendo Switch editions of Final Fantasy VII, VIII Remastered, and IX in North America on December 9. They will be sold as Final Fantasy VII and VIII Remastered Twin Pack ($39.99) and Final Fantasy IX (39.99): www.rpgsite.net/news/18668-f...
cartooncritic.bsky.social
The two times the Tron movies were used in KH was to parallel how the programs in Space Paranoids/The Grid can exist and have Hearts like normal people with the Nobodies, which has long since been settled at this point. I honestly don’t see this subject coming up again anytime soon.
Reposted by Enjoyer of Giant Robots
zhugeex.com
It cannot be stressed enough that the majority of right wingers that engage in culture war nonsense are people who have PsyOp'd themselves into seeing "pattern recognition" everywhere in the same way that biblical numerologists have a heart attack every time they see the number 666 somewhere.
cartooncritic.bsky.social
If there’s something you can ACTUALLY criticize about this current era it’s that game development has ballooned to a point where sequels take half a gen to make now compared to when we could see maybe 2-3 games of a series in one gen. This is like blaming the symptom without addressing the disease.
cartooncritic.bsky.social
There’s a sector of people who expect video game sequels to be major innovations on the original’s formula in a way that completely transforms the game every single time, which is something the vast majority of games cannot reasonably do. That’s not a bad thing.
cartooncritic.bsky.social
I never felt dumb for my opinions because I knew the whole time I was smarter than the haters. 😇
Reposted by Enjoyer of Giant Robots
Reposted by Enjoyer of Giant Robots
cartooncritic.bsky.social
If you ever get around to playing other Final Fantasies, expect this bastard to be even worse in games where you don’t get Ribbons until the last two or three areas lol.