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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 1h

Kenosha. probably, but all these weirdos smell like Kyanka's taint at this point.

Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 2h

"enkyampment"

praise Kier I mean care

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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 2h

that was the insane Kyle Baker adaptation! everyone looking like Kyle Baker riffing on Chester Gould *except* for Dick Tracy, who looks like pasted-in Xeroxed stills of Warren Beatty's face from SHAMPOO.

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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 2h

I was 20 and in Madison, and the complaint I heard was that it wasn't horny enough -- not from comic book guys, from women disappointed that Madonna didn't smolder through the screen and melt everybody's brains.

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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 2h

before you ask, she's a Wisconsin Kraut. her grandpa came here after the war as a little kid from Austria and directed a family therapy clinic in southeastern Wisconsin. he was a Moose!

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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 2h

June Sternbach. she'll be thirty in a few weeks.

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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 3h

Joyce had eye problems! not a fair fight.

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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 3h

John Oliver does an episode on the toilet lady and the chronic dunkerators are hooting and hollering like drunk frat boys getting flashed at a wet T-shirt contest.

except most of the frat boys will eventually be embarrassed about it.

Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 3h

the Maron podcast was recorded and scheduled months ago! that's the wild part.

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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 4h

the people are so addicted to dunking they don't recognize that it shows how badly they are broken

making fun of a hired goon because he isn't wearing the right sort of shoes or lives in a house with a weird gable

you're... reifying class and pretending it's a takedown?

The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 10h

I do think people should be less impressed than they are acting with the dunk on Matt S.; it’s like playing one on one with a pensioner currently attached to a dialysis machine provided you have enough followers to counter the Big Account Trap Card maneuver of initiating a lowbie zergling rush

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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 13h

you're on a thread off my original post, so I'm requesting that you take it down. I'd rather not have it anywhere near my account.

think of it as a termination step in a chain reaction.

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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 14h

that Western accent, pronouncing it "kyamp"

in three hundred years they'll be talking about going champing and the rest of us will try to keep a straight face

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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 14h

the Blank Check podcast's scheduling aura is kind of incredible. it got Marc Maron for today's episode on A SERIOUS MAN, and tomorrow is the last episode of his own podcast.

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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 15h

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Eclectic, AL

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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 15h

there's a screenshot of their post from October 10, 11:50 PM floating around.

deleted now, 260 reposts, 159 quotes, 3.3K likes. a spectacularly non-Israeli food, and not accommodating to Jewish dietary laws.

I trust you’ll forgive that I don't repost it.

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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 16h

checking, Guderian's quote is cleaner. but you know what? fuck that guy.

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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 16h

man LaFleur is smarter about getting guys open than anyone but I am getting why Rodgers was so frustrated. there is something too filigreed about his play-calling, and it stifles us.

what did that Kraut say? don't piss on them, shit on them.

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Carlos Yu @carloshasanax.bsky.social · 17h

I have a somewhat proprietary feeling towards The Onion, because it's where most of my Madison friends ended up, thirty-plus years ago.

the new guy... throws some of them work, while he uses the brand to promote his TikTok gf's run for Congress and platform unfunny bigots like a resurrected Kyanka.

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