Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE
@captainannoying.bsky.social
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writer/editor, leftist grouch, UGA shitposter, last white man in America without a podcast; can recite “Midnight Marauders” in its entirety
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captainannoying.bsky.social
if my position is “we need sensible immigration policy and a path to citizenship for the undocumented,” and your position is “we need to yank unsuspecting abuelitas out of their cars at Ralphs and deport them to, I dunno, Tajikistan,” then no, I won’t be “meeting you in the middle”
captainannoying.bsky.social
somehow it seems too on the nose that she shares her last name with a Richard Wagner opera
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whetmoser.com
"“How do we frame that, you know, in a way that's not seen as censorship?” Ron McFall, assistant dean of strategy and administration at the Media School, asked in that meeting."
captainannoying.bsky.social
my parents adopted a senior springer a few months ago. they are indeed sweet pups
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edsbs.bsky.social
Thank you for your service
bradheath.bsky.social
On September 28, soldiers from West Virginia patrolling D.C.'s Navy Yard area observed a man masturbating in public.

The soldiers "advised [him] to stop."

Police officers arrested him a little while later after they said they saw him peeing in front of a restaurant.
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mmasnick.bsky.social
I seem to recall that it was the biggest 1st Amendment attack in American history when the Biden admin alerted social media companies to some content and said "hey does this violate your policies?" Will Matt Taibbi, Michael Shellenberger and (lol) CBS News Editor in Chief Bari Weiss call this out?
Tweet from Pam Bondi: 

Today following outreach from 
@thejusticedept
, Facebook removed a large group page that was being used to dox and target 
@ICEgov
 agents in Chicago. 

The wave of violence against ICE has been driven by online apps and social media campaigns designed to put ICE officers at risk just for doing their jobs. The Department of Justice will continue engaging tech companies to eliminate platforms where radicals can incite imminent violence against federal law enforcement.
captainannoying.bsky.social
did trump just basically say charlie kirk got murked up because he didn’t keep his head on a swivel
atrupar.com
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
captainannoying.bsky.social
nope. not falling for it this time. you assholes are not going to drag me into this again
Screenshot of the lede from the AP recap of the Falcons-Bills game: “Big plays from Bijan Robinson and Drake London and mistake-free leadership from Michael Penix Jr. made the Atlanta Falcons look like a playoff contender.” zoomed-in screenshot of “made the Atlanta Falcons look like a playoff contender”
captainannoying.bsky.social
yeah, this is AD-speak for “we’ve already picked out a shallow grave”
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kenwhite.bsky.social
“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.
theserfstv.bsky.social
Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism
Ben Shapiro warns that conspiratorial right is taking over social media
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chronicleflask.katday.com
They always start with free speech. It sounds reasonable, doesn’t it? Free speech? And they can use it to shut down anyone who criticises them, because it’s all “free speech”

After “free speech” it’s “protecting women and girls”

And then it’s whatever they actually wanted.
henrymance.ft.com
The right-wing campaign group that helped topple Roe v Wade in the US is now working to roll back abortion laws in the UK, with the help of Nigel Farage.

Its first step? Trying to create a debate around "free speech"
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/w...
captainannoying.bsky.social
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captainannoying.bsky.social
It's kind of like how anti-anti-Trumpers never do the heavy lifting of coming up with an affirmative defense for Trump's BS, they just bash the people who criticize him as woke or socialist or whatever
captainannoying.bsky.social
it took four days after Jerry Sandusky’s arrest for Penn State to 86 Paterno’s contract. it took less than 24 hours after the Northwestern loss for them to fire James Franklin. Penn State clearly considers losing to Northwestern worse than covering up child rape
captainannoying.bsky.social
for his assistants, Satterfirld’s definitely going to want to look to UGA, one of the most successful college football programs in recent years
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kashana.blacksky.app
So thankful that dudes without game now have the option of driving all of our energy bills up to come up with devastating lines like it was nice to meet you
captainannoying.bsky.social
kirby wasn’t calling timeout, he was telling freeze “i’m not touching you, i’m not touching you”
captainannoying.bsky.social
if that game brought him closer to being fired, I think the words auburn is really looking for are “thank you”
captainannoying.bsky.social
that game was like when you have a second grader playing recorder in the school recital and you don’t really want to be there because every note is fucking torture but at the end you’re like GREAT JOB HONEY YOU WERE SO GOOD
captainannoying.bsky.social
POINT: That Was a Terribly Played Game That Georgia Didn’t Really Deserve to Win

COUNTERPOINT: Lol Fuck Auburn
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tonywaller.bsky.social
I hate we're just acting like DJ Durkin didn't straight up kill a player
captainannoying.bsky.social
we’ve won with QBs way less talented than him. the real problem with the team is [sweeps arm broadly]