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Headquarters: In Fabulous Las Vegas 💰Capital management for the empire. 💰Skeet on econ, finance & capital markets. 💰Account is satire and marked as such for dissidents.(NO POSTS ON THIS ACCOUNT ARE FINANCIAL ADVICE) (he/him/caligula/emperor/whatevs)

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Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · Jun 22

waiting for america to notice the economy is controlled by a man with a crypto meme and experience in reality TV.

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Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 4h

HERO

LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 9h

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 4h

"That's why you gotta hide your face. My face ain't hidden bitch. I'm American you stupid bitch." 🫡

LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 9h

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

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Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 6h

i feel like this is about jerry

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Retro Blast 🎃 @retroblast.bsky.social · 11h

Keep Retro Games Alive!

Also, Fuck ICE.

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Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 6h

TBF the earth never wanted us here

non-consensual

Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · Nov 8

me the earth
🤝
annually getting hotter
and more unstable

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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 8h

It’s really hard to tell what’s AI and whats real when a bunch of ICE goons kidnapping a giraffe in a thong for singing is just America in 2025

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Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 6h

NOW
WERE
TALKIN'

Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 6h

dont respond, thats an AI jerry-bot

Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 7h

i think the point they are driving at is ignoring his pardon power

which i dont see happening, barring some mass political upheaval

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 7h

a string quartet called Four Loko because they're insanely good

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 7h

Dismantling the VRA is their plan. An all out attack on black/brown representation that would give Republicans a hammer-lock on power.

A potentially 20-plus house seat shift. Pay attention.

www.cnn.com/2025/10/15/p...

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Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 7h

i am amazed at the normalcy bias among many centrist-minded voters right now. they actually think trump and gang is concerned about polls or policy.

THEY INTEND TO SUBVERT OR DESTROY FAIR ELECTIONS

stop living in a fantasyland, GAwSH!

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 7h

Again, it is a full-blown federal felony crime for anyone in the White House or Executive Office of the President to order tax investigations into anyone.

And it's not just a crime to DO it, it's even a federal crime for an employee not to REPORT such an order to the Treasury Inspector General.

26 U.S. Code § 7217 - Prohibition on executive branch influence over taxpayer audits and other investigations
U.S. Code
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(a)Prohibition
It shall be unlawful for any applicable person to request, directly or indirectly, any officer or employee of the Internal Revenue Service to conduct or terminate an audit or other investigation of any particular taxpayer with respect to the tax liability of such taxpayer.

(b)Reporting requirement
Any officer or employee of the Internal Revenue Service receiving any request prohibited by subsection (a) shall report the receipt of such request to the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration.

(c)Exceptions
Subsection (a) shall not apply to any written request made—
(1)to an applicable person by or on behalf of the taxpayer and forwarded by such applicable person to the Internal Revenue Service;
(2)by an applicable person for disclosure of return or return information under section 6103 if such request is made in accordance with the requirements of such section; or
(3)by the Secretary of the Treasury as a consequence of the implementation of a change in tax policy.
(d)Penalty
Any person who willfully violates subsection (a) or fails to report under subsection (b) shall be punished upon conviction by a fine in any amount not exceeding $5,000, or imprisonment of not more than 5 years, or both, together with the costs of prosecution.

(e)Applicable person
For purposes of this section, the term “applicable person” means—
(1)the President, the Vice President, any employee of the executive office of the President, and any employee of the executive office of the Vice President; and
(2)any individual (other than the Attorney General of the United States) serving in a position specified in section 5312 of title 5, United States Code.

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Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 7h

finally, the important question

Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 7h

shutdown until midterms

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 8h

Shutdown could cost U.S. economy $15 billion weekly, says Treasury official, correcting prior daily estimate.

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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 8h

Spot gold hits all-time high, reaching $4,218.19 per ounce.

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Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 7h

"Child Gangsters"

yes. that is words happening.

Nick Turse @nickturse.bsky.social · 15h

SCOOP: Trump Fabricates Story of Hand-to-Hand Combat Between Troops and Child Gangsters in D.C.

Trump’s claim that National Guard members beat child gang members on the streets of Washington was disputed even by the military.

theintercept.com/2025/10/15/t...

Trump Fabricates Story of Hand-to-Hand Combat Between Troops and Child Gangsters in D.C.

Trump’s claim that National Guard members beat child gang members on the streets of Washington was disputed even by the military.

theintercept.com

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 10h

welcome to bluesky we got:
something awful 2
transsexuals (sad)
transsexuals (smart)
transsexuals (cocaine)
DNC bots
people indistinguishable from DNC bots
jerry

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🪦 frankenstein fucks car 🎃 @hulkfuckscar.top · Jul 1

peanut butter is so good that i will not libellously claim it is better than sex but that it needs to be involved in sex somehow

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Chris Mirasola @chrismirasola.bsky.social · 10h

I can’t overstate how entirely untethered to the constitution and past practice this unilateral move to repurpose funds to pay for military pay is. The commander-in-chief clause has precisely 0 bearing on the ability to expend funds. Here’s a list of authorities that do:

National Security Presidential Memorandum/NSPM-8

MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF WAR THE DIRECTOR OF THE OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET SUBJECT: Use of

www.whitehouse.gov

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Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 10h

LMAO

Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 10h

🫶

Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 10h

HEY!

are you back?

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Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 10h

if you want me to, i will delete it

bcuz i like hulk friend

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Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social · 10h

they threatened to kill me

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