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Ilan Muskat

@calculon.bsky.social

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"And then it was now; and then I don't know what happened." It's pronounced *sigh* like it looks. (He/him)

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · Aug 28

Then what you do, is gather up all the feathers and stuff the pillow again

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 10h

Most of us know of his works only through the oral tradition from the before-before

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 10h

Another time Bart leaves "Ernest needs a kidney" laughing

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 10h

I recall a fantastic Simpsons bit, "Ernest goes somewhere cheap"

(Voiceover) "Hey Vern, let's check out the public Library"

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Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 11h

Look, baseball is a high variation sport. Sometimes you score 9 runs in an inning, and sometimes Vladdy hits himself in the nuts, what are you gonna do.

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 12h

When my brother's "that's genius, let's do that, Keanu" commercial airs in its traditional slot in the mid seventh, it's rally time

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 13h

Perfectly deployed in that one scene

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 13h

@normwilner.bsky.social got any urgent Q&As to attend

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 20h

It's accurate. I do actually call him Beautiful Bear

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 20h

My top 2 mondegreens from Abandoned Pools' "Monster":

2. "Everyone's a rock star; look how cool a duck you are" (orig. "cool and dark you are")

1. "I want to go another round; I want to go to Monster Town" (orig. "call the monster down")

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 1d

Alf is back in POG form energy to this one

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 1d

The estate, that is. And the script, at least, was good, even if the production had like, after school special budget

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 1d

Until finally they didn't, this time, for Shane

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Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social · 1d

That would have been the weirdest way to end this game

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 1d

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:

- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut