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cait (and adonis)

@cait.bsky.social

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big famous microblogger pet account reactionary goddess of uselessness and cash tips [she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · Aug 12

Adonis and his string: a collection

orange cat playing with a leather shoelace. it's in his mouth

orange cat pawing for the shoelace. his mouth is open

orange cat with shoelace

orange cat with shoelace and tongue out

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 7h

i opened the bathroom door after my shower and saw this

orange cat looking upset

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13m

also this all started bc someone screenshotted my posts. so okay

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 43m

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1h

god bless

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 1h

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1h

yeah. lol

pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 5h

so one of the things I’ve started to realize with having a notable following On Here is exactly how much of a reading comprehension problem we have in this country

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2h

ok that IS true

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2h

and then was like technically any post can be a thirst trap actually

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2h

he's like "sorry I said the thirst trap thing, the misogyny just jumped out. everything else is fine though"

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2h

[madness rune glows]

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2h

like how long have you been seething over this

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2h

intentionally framing the conversation in a misleading manner because if you were honest everyone would point out you're being silly? now that's paper

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3h

You can literally read my posts with your eyes

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3h

it's really funny and sexy to turn the discourse into "big accounts shouldn't be intentionally spreading panic and scaring people!" obviously not but luckily nobody did that

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3h

if you accurately paraphrased my post it would be "I, a private citizen, do not and should not be expected to have the knowledge that elected officials have because that is not my job". this is factually correct and you're mad over nothing

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 4h

fascinating. very convincing

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 5h

which part of that post specifically is objectionable. not whatever you're choosing to take from it, which of my specific words indicated that

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 5h

that is not what I said at all

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 5h

what part of it specifically is stoking panic or whatever the complaint is?

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 5h

what did I say?

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 6h

shoutout to Adebayo's lash glue in the season finale of Peacemaker. she's crying and everything and that shit is still SET

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 7h

he hates when I go in the Wet Room. that's where the evil rain is. mother please

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 7h

he really does just say :<

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 7h

i opened the bathroom door after my shower and saw this

orange cat looking upset

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 7h

[realizing i don't actually post titty pics] anything can be a thirst trap actually

Absolutely. The "thirst" is always for
*validation* and that can be manifested in all sorts of ways. "Please applaud me for my emotional outbursts about current events"
being one such.
October 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM