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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 1h

Time stopped meaning anything about midway into the pandemic. Now it’s just a suggestion 🤷‍♀️

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 2h

Turns out it was Rush Limbaugh

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 4h

Did he die today? I thought died years ago. Who must i be thinking of.

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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 1d

Long live Guilloteen Vogue

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 23h

Do you have to give it back now all the politics staffers have been fired?

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 23h

I regularly think about a chicken burger from a shop down the road that closed years ago. I don’t even eat meat anymore and I still yearn for it. NEVER EQUALLED.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 1d

Well did it???

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 2d

I have a degree in risk and security management and the entire time my brain was repeating, "this is textbook this is textbook this is textbook."

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 2d

We are up in the terminal now, and ok, thanks Pick <3 <3

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 2d

Genuinely frightening, a woman squashed behind me was sobbing.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 2d

If you're arriving at #heathrow airport via the Elizabeth Line, the escalators aren't working & the crowd is ummanaged & being funneled toward 4 intermittent elevators. It's extremely dangerous, we were stuck in an elevator that couldnt close or move b/c people kept pushing in on top of each other.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 2d

Asking the president for life preserving healthcare. He was so close, so close.

Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 2d

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 3d

The spooky horror is Britain.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 3d

I did!

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 6d

Lowering my weary middle aged bones cross-legged onto the flithy airport floor because this aiport is teeming but has no seating.

"Still young" I whisper as my right knee seizes.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 7d

Bro you need to get a round of fainting in there for ultimate gains

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 7d

Everything happens for a reason it’s just that sometimes the reasons are really fucking stupid.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 7d

🌷💐🌟CAPITALISM🌟💐🌷

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 7d

I’m on a work trip & I accidentally swallowed a temporary crown at lunch (go team) & now I have to run a full day workshop tomorrow while the right side of my face pulsates before I can fly home to get it fixed. SAD FACE.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 8d

“Unhinged” is overused to the point of meaninglessness, but Amanda telling the air over and over and over that she’s very popular is unhinged #RHOL

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Rob (Argh!) @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 8d

Left: a ruddy-cheeked older man, grey hair, business suit, a little husky: caption reads "your landlord: It's not me who's choosing to increase your rent. It's the market:

Right image: caption "the "market""
A collage of 16 identical landlords

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 9d

There’s a big Tesla office nearby and I always misread the name and think, “fitting.”

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 9d

I went to an incredible exhibition today that examined ghosts in western art from the 17th century to modern day. It was beautiful.

Then I went back to the hotel and freaked out in the empty basement gym because I thought someone was behind me in the mirror. THANKS KUNSTMUSEM BASEL YOU PRICK.

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 9d

Every time I’m in the UK and my ex-eating disordered ass sees this it’s spiral time baby 🥳

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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 9d

I hope he’s the deadasent soon amirite

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