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Buddy Beaver

@buddybeaver.bsky.social

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Smol sentient plastic beaver. Figurines designed and made in Canada. Will be available for purchase eventually. Probably.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 2h

You just know they used AI to puke something shiny out. I wonder if Don Jr’s military drones will be this sloppily designed?

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 7h

This isn't going to matter directly to most of you, but small business folk will understand:

I'm just a hobbyist building a guitar pedal for myself. Not even for profit.

I'm trying to source quality parts but the combo of the tariffs and the de minimis exemption being killed makes that hard.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 2h

He’s an idiot and a liar.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 2h

Good for him. I hope his father’s Supreme Court doesn’t take away his right to marry the man he loves.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 3h

It is. And land.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 3h

Gambling is way too easy these days. It wasn’t that long ago that pinball machines were illegal in Manhattan because it was considered gambling. Nowadays everything is gambling.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 5h

If you ignore him and go fishing he’s likely to bomb your boat and call you a terrorist. He has already stated that he will force people to worship him like the Kim family in North Korea.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 7h

If Canadians were to make an AI video of Reagan, it would be of him demanding the release of the Epstein Files.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 7h

I love this.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 7h

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 10h

Stephen Miller is a terrorist. What is the appropriate way to deal with him?

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 10h

I’m less than 2” tall and I’m still not as small as Miller.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 11h

The propaganda they consume controls their opinions.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 11h

Why yes, yes he did. What a fantastic coincidence! Totally not suspicious at all!

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 11h

I think the sun is just getting old and tired, keeps hitting that snooze button before finally getting up.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 11h

If they’re handing out $50k bonuses and not vetting or training people, what’s stopping people from signing up, taking the money, and either ‘forgetting’ to show up to work, or sabotaging efforts from within? The incompetence can be used against the regime.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 11h

Who needs hospitals and schools? Ontarians need easier access to alcohol and gambling! Also, speeding tickets are annoying, let’s get rid of that, and we might as well scrap tenant’s rights while we’re at it! REIT investors need more of the worker’s paycheques.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 11h

America’s for sale
You can get a good deal on it
And make a healthy profit
Or maybe, just tear it apart
-NOFX, The Decline

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 11h

Children. We just call them children.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 11h

At the end of 2025 the 50 year agreement with Saudi Arabia and other OPEC countries requiring US Dollars to purchase oil is set to expire. There is no longer any need for foreign countries to hold reserves of USD, so with no demand for the currency the value will drop, creating a domino effect.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 23h

Even afterwards there should be a memorial plaque to commemorate The Epstein Ballroom.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d

Gaudy Rococo garbage.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d

I thought his forever home was six feet under a golf course beside his one ex-wife?

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d

Destroying landmarks and dumping shit on golf courses, that’s pretty on-brand for trump.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d

They stopped giving him the ‘Buy Two Keys, Get One Free’ deal, so he’s upset.