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Bucky Underbelly (Robb)

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Stout, thick-limbed and densely-packed. Like a mailbox made of meat. Pretty erudite for a caveman. Writer/Shiftless Layabout.

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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · Nov 10

Every episode of Columbo includes a scene where he tells the killer that his wife is a huge fan of their music, acting, cooking, art, etc.

And then he arrests them for murder.

The whole show is all about Columbo destroying all the things his wife loves. Pure emotional terrorism.

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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 11h

*watches The Dark Crystal*

Yes. Yes, this is a good idea.

Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17h

[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate

a tweet from bryan johnson (the smooth technology man who will live forever) that opens with the phrase "I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate."

Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 11h

*gulps down full pint of freshly harvested son-lymph*
*hurls glass into fireplace*
VIBES ARE LIT, FAM!

Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 11h

Oh, you've eliminated 85% of the microplastics from your ejaculate? Good for you.

Me? I've INCREASED my percentage. Because I'm not gonna *pay* for a 3-D printer like a chump.

Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 12h

So vulnerable. So relatable.

You know ... for an ATM.

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Lucia Romano, MBA @luciaromano.bsky.social · 17h

This is the clearest way to explain it.

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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 12h

Sadly, that first picture is the best Zuckerberg has ever looked.

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 13h

Dick Jones!

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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 13h

Tear down the Epstein Ballroom.

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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 6d

Bought a package of hot dogs and a package of buns and for the first time ever the numbers matched exactly. Eight of each. Somewhere a hacky 80s comedian is standing in front of a brick wall suddenly questioning everything he thought he knew and worrying he may now need to reassess airline food.

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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not saying a person can't have a change of heart and turn away from ugly ideology and embrace kindness and empathy and grow as a person. If you do, great! But I AM saying, if you liked nazi shit enough to get it stabbed into your flesh with a needle, there are other jobs besides US Senator.

Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 19h

Wow. It looks embroidered!

If only Platner had gotten one of these!

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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 21h

I blame Clive Barker for this.

Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 1d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0NF...

[The Simpsons] Homer Searches for Lincoln's Gold

YouTube video by Chris Thompson (Stormwind Champion)

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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 1d

Never has a movie poster tagline been more correct.

Alien vs. Predator movie poster with both monsters and the tagline: "Whoever wins ... we lose."

Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d

Just knock the whole thing down at this point. We're gonna have to start fresh anyway.

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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, if my team isn't in it, I usually root for the AL. But I just don't see how anybody's beating LA this year. I know you gotta play the games, but it seems like a formality at this point.

Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d

Not sure why I'm getting emotionally invested in this game. Neither team is "my" team. And all they seem to be competing for is the honor of being swept by Ohtani. (*Maybe* with the help of a few other Dodgers. If he's feeling sleepy.)