Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin
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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin
@bsrlmpsp.bsky.social
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MP for Davenport UofT Ambassador to MPSP (don’t worry first years, I’m real) Former & Youngest Prime Minister of Canada Former leader of the Drake Party Youngest Right Honourable of All Time Here for the memes uOttawa MPSP (PARODY)
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I accidentally became important in MPSP and my life hasn’t been the same since
I’M WATCHING SCARY MOVIE. IT IS GOOD. VERY GOOD

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OOOOOOOH ITS COLD IN HERE, THERE MUST BE SOME ALPHAS IN THE ATMOSPHERE. #COLD

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IM GONNA SHOW YOU HOW GREAT I AM. (i may or may not have bet my entire bank account on the mariners last night so the jays would win) ( @mpspjosh.bsky.social you’re welcome)

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POV: you’re in class and will be late to the Leaders’ Debate, but you already know @romeompsp.bsky.social is going to freeze the competition!

Axe the tax!

@polarmpsp.bsky.social @uottawampsp.com
THE LEADER OF THE POLAR PARTY LEADER JUST MADE THE PREPOSTEROUS CLAIM THAT THE JEDI PARTY COMMITTED A SERIOUS CRIME WITH NO PROOF. IS THIS WHO WE REALLY WANT RUNNING OUR COUNTRY?

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Still silent on the NF tariffs—while his predecessors show more spine. And he thinks he’s ready to lead? Incompetent.‼️
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Toujours silencieux sur les tarifs de l’administration NF — alors que ses prédécesseurs ont plus de cran. Et il pense être prêt à diriger ? Incompétent.‼️
YOU ARE ALL INCOMPETENT. YOU WILL NEVER BE AS GREAT AS @mpspjosh.bsky.social OR I. WE ARE THE GREATEST ALONG WITH @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social TO EVER DO IT
Still silent on the NF tariffs—while his predecessors show more spine. And he thinks he’s ready to lead? Incompetent.‼️
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Toujours silencieux sur les tarifs de l’administration NF — alors que ses prédécesseurs ont plus de cran. Et il pense être prêt à diriger ? Incompétent.‼️
SOMEONE TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS TO MY PRECIOUS CN TOWER. HOW DARE THE PERSON WHO DID THIS DO IT. I HAVE A FEELING THE @polarmpsp.bsky.social IS BEHIND THIS. I CANT PROVE IT BUT I HAVE A FEELING THEY FROZE THE ELECTORAL CURRENTS IN THE BUILDING. WE NEED AN INVESTIGATION INTO THIS NOW.

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WHAT IS A SWEDISH? THAT COUNTRY DOES NOT EXIST. @brandonlympsp.bsky.social GIVE THIS GUY A MAP

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Yes, but IKEA also has a Swedish flag in Canada. It’s important to recognize the determination of Canadian industry, and the Polar Party of Canada will always do that.
Because of trade. A boat flies the flag of the country where it is registered. A car has a licence plate for the province or territory it is registered. Speeders are one of our many exports. The mark identifies the speeder for its place of registration.
A LONG TIME AGO MY FRIEND, A LONG TIME AGO.

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Who else remembers when MPSP committee media used to actually do media stuff.
A LOT HAS CHANGED IN A YEAR. JOSH IS FREE, WARIO WOPEZ IS DEAD (assumption) AND WE HAD A PRESCHOOL GOVERNMENT. SO NOW, I WILL SIT HERE AND CALL FOR RAGY TO BE INSTALLED AS PRIME MINISTER NOW.

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Today’s date is Monday, October 7th 2024. Josh is still in captivity, Wario Wopez is free and the opposition is making a push for Canada. As a Right Honourable, I have 0 power but I do have influence. I’m calling on ALL CANADIANS to rush Ians House so we can save Josh. I’m on my way right now.
THEY SAID THE SAME ABOUT ME BECAUSE DRAKE IS APPARENTLY “NOT ALLOWED” IN NEW FRENGLAND. I THINK THATS A VALID ENOUGH REASON TO DECLARE WAR, DONT YOU @mpspjosh.bsky.social ??

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Apparently they consider me a terrorist for recognizing the state of Astleyland?

So yeah it didn’t go good.

-JNP
🚨ALERT🚨

HOW DID IT GO? IS THERE A STORY HERE?

STAY VIGILANT, PATRIOTS
WE WILL NOT ACCEPT. SORRY NOT SORRY. WE ARE ALONE.

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I AM BACK FROM NEW FRENGLAND. I DID NOT END THE TRADE WAR. APPARENTLY I HAVE “NO POWER” OVER THIS COUNTRY AND THEY REFUSE TO NEGOTIATE WITH ME

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I AM HEADING TO NEW FRENGLAND NOW TO END THIS TRADE WAR. THIS WILL BE DONE. I GOT THIS.

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I FEEL LIKE YOU NEED SOMETHING ELSE TOO? I DON’T KNOW I’M JUST DELUSIONAL APPARENTLY.

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HOW ARE WE GOING TO ALLOW ELECTED OFFICIALS TO USE SLURS LIKE ‘CL*NKER’ @bengoddard-mpsp.bsky.social ISSUE AN APOLOGY TO THE ROBOTIC COMMUNITY NOW. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU

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I’d like to give a huge thank you to Akbar and Tarun at the Clanker Caucus for joining forces with us. It is truly awesome to work with great like minded people.

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CAN THE FUTURE PRIME MINISTER PLEASE LOOK INTO IF NYLETOL CAUSES THE MPSPLAGUE???? IM PRETTY SURE IT DOES BUT WE NEED HEALTH CANADA TO MAKE SURE. @thenationalroast.bsky.social PLEASE POST MY CLAIM BECAUSE ITS TRUE AND IM NEVER WRONG

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YOU'RE RIGHT ROMEO "BS DS" LAST NAME (whatever that joke is I don't fucking know) ROOT BEER IS GOOD. BUT ICED TEA IS THE BEST. I DID IT BEST. BSRL WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING

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