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Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell

@bryanmaxwell.bsky.social

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Freelance developer, code mentor. #python #rust #java #javascript #web #fullstack #desktop #godot he/him/his Neurospicy. If I can't make stupid jokes, I don't want your revolution.

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Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · Feb 28

I apologize for my frequent tpyos.

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 2m

The first one looks like futurism to me.

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 6m

He's a good boy and I love him.

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 14m

How can Chewie make the jump to light speed if it's twice as fast?

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 33m

When she's a 10 but her face...

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 35m

That's why I never forget a face.

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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry I refuse to entertain the complete non-existent world where white people don’t know that countless cultures, including some of their own but certainly diasporic racialized ones, call their mom’s cousin’s friend’s sister they grew up with “cousin” and call close women elders “aunt/auntie”

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands and the word impressive is behind him .

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands and the word impressive is behind him .

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Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 4d

But they just started sounding good. 😭

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 6d

What goes around comes around.

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 12d

Voters*

*Subject to change

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 15d

You are mistaken, sir. This old body hasn't been in frolicking shape since aught four.

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 16d

Tech bros invented publicity.

Ryan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 16d

this is the dumbest shit i have ever read

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 16d

C Thomas Howell. Howl, Thomas, howl.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17d

It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 17d

a man pushing a shopping cart in a grocery store with the words the pinnacle of american capitalism above him

Alt: a man pushing a shopping cart in a grocery store with the words the pinnacle of american capitalism above him

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Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 21d

All praise forg!

John A Frankenstein Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · Apr 4

Bleh.

Anyways.

Another sketchbook comic. 4 panels

P1: title panel. FORK + FROG. beside each word, a lil fork and a lil frog

P2: The fork and frog begin to magically combine into--

P3: FORG. The frog just has the fork strapped to their back

P4: Forg stands in front of a raging fire, backlit and facing us.

In all lower case the text "burn it all down"

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 21d

Sriracha

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · Oct 2

I'm a self-made idiot.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · Sep 30

WE HAVE LIFTOFF

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Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow

Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.

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Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · Sep 28

When I'm not wanking to cuck porn, you'll find me mired in paralyzing anxiety and existential angst.

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · Sep 28

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · Sep 24

Judas Deacon

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · Sep 24

The Who?

John A Frankenstein Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · Sep 24

Subtly downgrade a band

Slim Boy Slim

Untidy Music @untidymusic.com · Sep 24

Subtly downgrade a band

Slightly Used Order

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · Sep 24

I kvetch therefore I am.

Halloween Themed Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · Sep 24

I'd rather just antagonize you.