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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 2h

Deciding which IUD he wants in his nussy

Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 2h

Lol this is like when The Beatles said they're bigger than Jesus because more people on the planet knew The Beatles than Jesus Christ and hos got mad.

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 3h

I don't think they want to call you a moron, they want to call you a racist, even though it's not in evidence.

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 3h

Nuh uh, when Taylor Swift sang her "dick's bigger" she wasn't saying she has more dicks, she was speaking as to its girth.

Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 8h

Lol you think she'll actually show up at a protest and not poast disapprovingly.

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 8h

Making/convincing MAGA to Jonestownmaxx also solves a lot of problems.

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 8h

Rehabilitation is still possible for some 🙏

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 8h

Grandpa doesn't rewind the VHS anymore, since the accident.

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 8h

My installment i the Leprechaun franchise would be a better woke movie. Leprechaun Nueve: Catrtel Land.

Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 9h

🙏

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 9h

Thank god we'll stop importing Ian Miles Cheong takes, at least.

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 9h

There's an old fashioned one in North Jersey I want to bring a few friends to, or one ya know what I mean.

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 9h

Called being a bitch. Press Post, pussy, you wont.

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 9h

I remember back in the day explaining to paranoid people why the electricity sputters out in high wind (mostly branches getting vaporized on contact with transmission wires)... freak show out there

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 9h

Doing stuff is like, so lame

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h

I hate having a not-American girlfriend and liking American boy, being a 5'7" guy who's just her type now that Kanye is... Kanye... solid song though.

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h

Can I pretend to be on a call while playing a game?

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h

I honestly heard he got into bird conservation because of that. Shame on you (though the birdfetti was iconic)

Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h

You get piss and shit in standing water, flowing water at least has less. It's instinctive.

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h

They prefer flowing water. It tastes better (fact)

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h

That's enough disc horse for me for one day, dawg

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10h

As a disabled person, seeing Mr. Beast aggressively pushing for masturbating to George Will videos scares me.

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 11h

I would simply not write stuff in group chats that's derogatory if I was in politics, must be a dysgenic thing to do that

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 11h

Boys, boys... you're all giant pieces of shit so have fun

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Boo!semite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 16h

It worked about as well as the American system which was shit lol. The secret was living in a place where it's cold and people don't see eachother. Fuck off.