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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 17h

A bunch of bananas just left on the steps of an orphanage in the middle of the night

collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 1d

Bananas foster ? Well why were they orphaned to begin with

Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 18h

And IIIIIIIIII helped! 😌

Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI @caelan.bsky.social · 19h

Having a little premiere in 2 minutes www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjxG...

Shane Dawson's Stolen Content

YouTube video by Dr. Caelan Conrad

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noncommutativity @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 19h

audiophiles be like "i came as soon as i heard"

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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 20h

In every generation, there is a chosen one. She alone will handle the measuring, the building, and the forces of power tools. She is the Layer.

Guy Boo! 👻 @guyroux.bsky.social · 1d

A female landscaper called Buffy the Patio Layer

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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 20h

“The name Mace is appropriate because every time you talk, it’s like pepper spray in my face.”

Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 1d

"Margaret Cho has had enough of anti-transgender South Carolina Rep. Nancy Mace, calling her a “stupid bitch” who is “killing trans people” in a video posted to social media this week."

Margaret Cho Lets Loose on "Proud Transphobe" Nancy Mace: "You Are the Worst Predator of All"

Cho accused the lawmaker of “killing trans people” to progress her political career.

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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 20h

You and all your little inventions

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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 21h

Me: I can get you booked in for Thursday, Nov 13

Customer: Please schedule me in. if you let me know which date, I’ll be sure I’m ready.

Me: I’m pretty sure Nov 13 will fall on Nov 13 this year.

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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 22h

I got an email at work that says, “The problems with [my hot tub] were less frequent over the summer but they are more frequent now.”

Sir, I’m really sorry to hear that but I have no idea who you are or what problems you’re having or how you got my email address.

Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 23h

The Frankenstein Monologues

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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 23h

Getting his little serial number

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

frankenstein entering his year, make, and model into a web site to see which parts are compatible with his body

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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 1d

Edward swifferhands

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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 1d

Hamish Linklater doing an asmr video would surely heal all that is broken in me

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🏳️‍🌈🌟 Simon will take you Hot To Go 🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 2d

"Are you an adult?"

Me: "Well yes but not on purpose or anything"

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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 1d

Seven days

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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 1d

One thing I’ve noticed about your videos is that you’re always talking in them

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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 1d

Shaking my trusty bag of Whiskas Temptations

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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 2d

Random stranger: Happy Thanksgiving!

Me:

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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 2d

I just really feel like if I came across a mountain lion in the wilderness, I’d be like, “Relax, guys, cats always like me,” and those would be my last words