Probably best to chase it indefinitely

red dead redemption subreddit filled with d’angelo tributes. what a career.

i have not but now i am intrigued

wrote about a line of dialogue from The Chair Company that has been clanging around in my head for days

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say what you will about his methods but you have to appreciate his commitment to the bit

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shoutout Franz Reichelt

It is tacky for really famous people to be in TV commercials for products. Their gambling debts/boat repairs are not my problem, those roles should belong to actors like the Time To Make The Donuts guy and the actress who said "who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" in that Orbit ad.

every once in a while there’s a play in a baseball game where everyone is completely befuddled and those are my favorite plays

more like longer things

see now that would be a collector's item

give me $16 and I’ll see what I can do

this weekend at a yard sale i saw someone trying to sell a used VHS copy of Batman Forever for $8 and i have been jealous of this person’s combination of optimism and confidence ever since

no one approves of my methods but goddammit i get results

everything you need in one title, honestly

my dream job is to be the guy who renames streaming services every 12-18 months ($725k/yr)

pretty sure this line of dialogue from the first episode of The Chair Company is going with me to the grave

i would gladly trade my phone for unlimited ice cream

the commercial that implies your current phone is boring and plain by replacing it with cones of vanilla ice cream does not really work because i never come away from it thinking “i need a new phone”

i usually come away thinking “i want some ice cream”

Farmer: You do the tomato art for the new sign?

Artist: Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Farmer: what

as someone who:

-- lives in pennsylvania
-- has never liked penn state
-- enjoys a lil chaos

i do have to say...

woke up from a nap in a frenzy

RIP Diane Keaton

THIS WEEK IN THE FIVE SPOT

-- everyone is making an Ocean's movie now
-- Google AI thinks I have a secret wife named Valerie (lol)
-- I cannot get enough Timothee Chalamet ping pong content

AND MORE

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