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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 6h

That little bastard is DOGGING me

Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 7h

Sign off in the comments if you want me to kiss my uncle on your behalf. No limit on how many. Dude's got cheeks for days. A pockmarked canvas of greasy flesh that refuses no proverbial loads

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ceej @ceej.online · 8h

I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer

ceej @ceej.online · Apr 28

that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic

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ceej @ceej.online · Apr 28

that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Dec 25

I think the ultimate shade that a werewolf could throw would be to physically beat the shit out of you but not use tooth and claw. Punches, kicks, maybe some wrestling moves.

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Jun 14

I roomed with a wendigo for years. Absolutely GREAT dude. Took a lot of shit just because he was a bloodthirsty cannibal but honestly, if the darkness in your heart drew his ire, thats on you bro

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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 8h

Batman kept a boy in a cave. And he made the boy fight crime. And we just kept tuning in week after week anyway --same Bat time, same Bat channel

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 8h

Got my ass wooped by a being of pure light again.

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Oct 30

I would like to drop kick the child caillou, bursting his head like a melon and finally freeing his long suffering parents from his arrogant cruelty.

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 9h

Shes fending me off with all her little might!

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 11h

Gaming the algo for wormy girls

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah of course I believe in Honesty

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 12h

Im hoping

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 12h

Telling girls I dont have worms or parasites (that I know of)

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 14h

Thats rough. Im sorry

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 14h

The problem is that all the apps are so expensive so I really just wanna pick one at a time. I had the most 'luck' on hinge last time. I live pretty rural so bumble is mostly dead.

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 14h

This is good in theory but I keep crushing on americans.

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 15h

I dont want to

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 15h

Any youd recommend? Theyre all expensive so im only gonna try one at a time

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 15h

Im gonna go out on a limb and just assume missus got a few screws loose

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 16h

It was this photo

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 16h

I have 3 or 4 left feet unfortunately

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 16h

Oh its ok, more than anything I'm just lamenting that I paid for a whole month of this hogswallop. Online dating is like kraft mac and cheese. You convince yourself its good after you havent had any for a while, you make up a big pot, take one bite, and go 'oh yeah, this sucks actually'

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Snacko Racko @snackoracko.bsky.social · 1d

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 16h

I dont think Im gonna make any real connections this way but like, how else do ya do it? It feels like 75% of the women on here are like 'im looking to get married tomorrow, serious takers only'. How the fuck do you have a first date with that mentality?! Dating is supposed to be fun! Just have fun!

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