Breaking Mayberry
@breakingmayberry.bsky.social
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A podcast about the best and worst of baby boomer TV, hosted by @SchneidRemarks.bsky.social and @lokrobster.bsky.social. Posts usually by Marty. https://pod.link/BreakingMayberry
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WE FUCKIN TOLD YOU
Genuine medieval peasant brain who gets to vote on whether we go to war
I've kind of dug into this a little bit more, and the way they do it is they do these scenes, and they switch them around very fast. In the old days [in the era of comedian and producer] Andy Griffith, it was just one camera and it was great. And [modern producers] do different scenes and it's moving around every second, and that releases certain things in young children's minds, and we need to find out why are they doing like this because this is contracting their brains, this is molding their brains.
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“Let me hire all my favorite actresses and allow them space to give the worst performances of their careers” - Ryan Murphy
Like conservatives referencing Andy Griffith to make their points is nothing new, it's literally our entire inspiration but normally it's about the content of the show, not the... number of cameras?

ALSO THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW HAD MULTIPLE CAMERAS, THAT IS NOT WHAT "SINGLE-CAM SITCOM" MEANS
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Look I know this is what we say about everything but this is LITERALLY an Andy Griffith Show episode.
Height standards? How can they change their height?
Hegseth: "It all starts with physical fitness and appearance. If the secretary of war can do regular hard PT, so can every member of our joint force. Frankly, it's tiring to look out at combat formations and see fat troops. Likewise, it's completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals."
Damn I wonder if anyone has ever looked into the impact that this particular program has had on the smoothbrains of this whole generation.

Anyone who did that for like 10 years would be both political prophets and comic geniuses you should listen to.
Losing my Goddamn mind right now. We've been saying this particular fuckin program unlocks something primeval in these people for 10 years. This is insane. Where is our Mueller She Wrote money
WE FUCKIN TOLD YOU
Genuine medieval peasant brain who gets to vote on whether we go to war
I've kind of dug into this a little bit more, and the way they do it is they do these scenes, and they switch them around very fast. In the old days [in the era of comedian and producer] Andy Griffith, it was just one camera and it was great. And [modern producers] do different scenes and it's moving around every second, and that releases certain things in young children's minds, and we need to find out why are they doing like this because this is contracting their brains, this is molding their brains.
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The administration's attempt to "de-woke" our national history sites means that the names of enslaved people engraved at The President's House in Philly are in danger of being erased so we put them in the credits for WHITE MEAT: APPETIZER (and the names of slaver presidents just for good measure).
David Dylan Thomas stands in front of a large stone slab with the names of enslaved people engraved on it. Credits from a film reading "People enslaved in George Washington's Philadelphia home: Moll, Christopher Sheels, Richmond, Giles, Austin, Paris, Joe, Hercules, Ona Judge" Credits from a film reading "Presidents who owned human beings: George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren, William Henry Harrison, John Tyler, James K. Polk, Zachary Taylor, Andrew Johnson, Ulysees S. Grant"
Look I know this is what we say about everything but this is LITERALLY an Andy Griffith Show episode.
Height standards? How can they change their height?
Hegseth: "It all starts with physical fitness and appearance. If the secretary of war can do regular hard PT, so can every member of our joint force. Frankly, it's tiring to look out at combat formations and see fat troops. Likewise, it's completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals."
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An entire generation of dumbs are getting themselves worked up into a fascist frenzy over inaccurate nostalgia videos they know are complete false and it is terrifying hot profoundly strong these feelings are for them despite being very aware it's fake and bullshit.
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This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.
We drunkenly yell about so many people on this show that I didn't even realize this was supposed to say "Ryan Murphy", I was thinking there was a whole different guy I yelled at and then forgot.
After so many years I've finally caught up with @breakingmayberry.bsky.social
If you want to hear 2 guys start off from "Barney Fife is the avatar of American fascism" leading eventually to drunkenly cursing out Brian Murphy then this is the podcast for you!
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NEW EPISODE: The Glee-kend rolls on as we get to the reason for the experiment, we're GETTING SERIOUS the Ryan Murphy way, meaning EXPLOITING TRAGEDIES FOR HOT PEOPLE.

It's the SCHOOL SHOOTING episode of Glee.

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Sound seemed a little wonky on this episode, re-uploaded with a new, improved volume.
NEW EPISODE: The Glee-kend rolls on as we get to the reason for the experiment, we're GETTING SERIOUS the Ryan Murphy way, meaning EXPLOITING TRAGEDIES FOR HOT PEOPLE.

It's the SCHOOL SHOOTING episode of Glee.

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*nine years into hosting and producing a podcast about television*

Wait, fuck, do we need to care about the Emmys?
If not Toni, RJ City is a great guest and he's down for so much. (If he did our show, he'll do anything.)
I think a lot of comics writers would have a blast on this show, Ryan North, Matt Fraction, Chip Zdarsky, I'm just gonna tag @danschkade.bsky.social to see what happens.
PFT, being a niche Philly Guy, should appear on all niche Philly Guy podcasts.