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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!!

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 54m

yesssss

Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1h

You get a job writing for a company and just ONCE imply you're more excited about transformers, and then this happens @thedailytism.com

Guy wearing a tshirt reading "personally attacked by the daily tism"

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Started looking into sextoys based on the Cadbury Caramel Bunny and ended up in a crazy rabbit hole

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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 1h

New episode! 120!!!

Leaflets from the fash! Snake Plissken! Strikes! We have it all!

Available on all podcast wossnames

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Episode 120: Dealing with leaflets, kittens, and sherbert

doing? This week, we discuss how to deal with The Fash, what a good sherbert is, strike ettiquette, and the terrifyingly American concept of Pixar's Cars. Also a Garfield that, for some reason, break

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1h

Weird how bowler hats are just hats but molar hats are crowns

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 18h

If you want more information on farming and farmers, please scan this ooh-arr code.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 3h

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! And MUST finish before 3pm!

How genuinely exciting!!!!

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Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...

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Kaye “Silent Hill f[emale]” Ross @kaye.zone · 14h

I’ve had “Seu Fosse Grande” stuck in my head today.

“If I was big, pianos would no longer be journeys.”

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Tiny Fuppets: A Modest Wish

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 17h

Slipping "for the record, I feel no need to suck your toes right now" into a conversation isn't as comforting as you might think

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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 17h

I like Stephen King’s short story “The Jaunt” a lot, but I think it ought to be classed as a novella really. It’s longer than you think.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 18h

Ahh. Time for u to go in yr box in yr cupboard soon

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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · May 27

Kinda BS that nobody cares if I call myself a "cat mom" but they act weird when I call myself a "cat MILF"

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 18h

Thank you Like A Bird Strike!

Have tattoos:

SNAR GE!!
PLNE BONK
FTHR GOOP

Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 18h

Thank you Shafiq! That's very kind! Have some ink!

SWRD FISH
HAMR HEAD
SHLD BUGZ

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 18h

Yesssss

Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 18h

If you want more information on farming and farmers, please scan this ooh-arr code.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 19h

Buddhism or Spinoza's substance monism, which is what I had in mind. But, much like strangling a horse in real life, what you take from it is personal to you!

Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 20h

More like a pat-asserie

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 20h

Things in the Oldest House sometimes change without warning.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 20h

Just sat down to play Control on my PC, a thing I have definitely done before. It doesn;t seem to be on ANY library. Was I confounded by Gamepass? I am so confused.