Braden Yoder
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Seattle | attempts at humor, use of the Oxford comma, and occasional puppy pics.
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GET OUT THE FUCKING RYE BREAD AND THE MUSTARD GRANDMA
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THAT IS A GRAAAAAAAAAAND SALAMIIIIIIIIIIII!

MARINERSSSSSS
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You’ve gotta imagine Seattle native Sir Mix-A-Lot is having the time of his life watching Cal Raleigh
Julio gets 5 straight pitches out of the zone and he wanted to swing at every single one.
Omg they've interviewed Dan 3 times in a row and the Jays get a hit every stinking time.
Lol JP Crawford just got the same exact pitch and it was called a ball 4.

This ump suckkkkks
Congrats on that Polanco strikeout. Credit that to the ump's BS call.
Yeah I was hoping for a change to get Randy out of the leadoff because it clearly wasn't working for him, but this...ain't it.

I too was thinking "why not Naylor at #1?"
Game 5 went from a possible coronation to a must-win at home for the Mariners. You can't expect this team to win two in Toronto again. You just can't.
Mariners letting Vinny Testaverde take them to school tonight. Jesus Krispy Kreme Christ.
Mariners are going to need to do something drastic for Game 5.
Wilson's roster management has been questionable this entire playoffs.
Seattle's pitching has completely gone in the tank since coming back to Seattle. Just incredible
Can we please get Bryan Woo in the game? Why is he warming up if you're not gonna use him?
Like Batman, except a giant NFL shield shaped light in the night sky.
Saw him last game too and I wondered if he thought it was a Marlins game and felt stupid when he figured out it was Mariners.

Then again if you can afford Diamond Club you can afford to go to the team shop real quick.
Hey quick question why didn't the brass close the roof at T Mobile for tonight? I get you want a playoff atmosphere and an open roof for TV, but haven't the players specifically said they like it more closed when it's cold?
Was watching the Mariners at a bar yesterday. A guy comes up to the bar, orders a beer, takes a sip and spills some of it on the ground. Not uncommon but enough to cause someone to slip and fall.

Doesn't say anything, doesn't attempt to clean it, just walks away.

Shit like that PMO
I think thats 6 HRs now, lol
Mariners aren't gonna win but that's an absolutely huge HR for Arozarena.
Ok so Wilson has completely thrown in the towel, right? He's looking at Game 4.