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Gourd Maud 🎃

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Rebecca, creator of Bored Maud. Art, greetings cards and accessories! I love wrestling. UK based. 💍🌱🐾🏳️‍🌈🎨💙🧠🇬🇧♿ BoredMaud.co.uk

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · May 30

Hiya!
I’m Rebecca, an illustrator and crafter.
I create cards, art prints and accessories!

You can find me here on my own website where I have my full range:
BoredMaud.co.uk

And here on Etsy:
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Bore...

Shop - BoredMaud.co.uk

Discover quirky, handmade pop culture art at Bored Maud! From misheard lyrics to doodles of your favourite wrestlers, shop now for the perfect gift or treat yourself to something fun!

BoredMaud.co.uk

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 51m

that's better!

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 1h

I know this hand gesture means love, but I'll always think "the finger thing means the taxes!"

a close up of a person 's hand making a heart shape with their fingers

Alt: a close up of a hand making a gesture with their fingers

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 2h

should i make one that says "didn't twat my boss today!" or is that too British?!

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 2h

perfect, book it.

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 2h

To their manager "TOBIAS!!"

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 2h

They'll always and forever be Best Friends. I'm fairly sure Chuckie T is retired now though, right? @awfullywaffly.bsky.social?

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 3h

I haven't had a free sticker for anything in decades 😩

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Leon Massey @leonmassey.bsky.social · 5h

London/UK players, there is a 2XKO tournament this weekend at the Redbull Gaming Sphere.

"I'm not ready" is not an excuse, none of us are ready, we're all the dumbest motherfucker in the venue.
www.start.gg/tournament/d...

Double K.O V2

The best place for Double K.O V2 brackets, streams, standings and schedules all in one place!

www.start.gg

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 4h

There should be an Aussie wrestler called Chuzzwuzzer.
#wrestlesky

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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 5h

I broadly agree with the people saying it but I do think it's very difficult to not sound like a Victorian pervert when complaining about AI superseding "handcrafted erotica".

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 5h

Thankyou! Best I could come up with 😆

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 6h

I think I need to make some stickers for adulting goodly

matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk · 6h

Dentist reception & I think it's a travesty adults don't get stickers for good brushing

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 6h

Do it anyway!

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 6h

This you?

a man in a white shirt and tie is looking at a computer screen in front of a sign that says insufficiaria

Alt: Mr. Incredible; a man in a white shirt and tie is looking at a computer screen.

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 6h

Nice

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 6h

They're fancy laydee's with pointy fingers 🥰

a woman in a library holds a light saber

ALT: a woman in a library holds a light saber

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 6h

I don't have to go anywhere today! I'm going to catch up on wrestling, watch at least one Jaws and do some drawing 😁

a man in a boat is looking at a shark in the ocean and says yeah .

Alt: Quince and Bruce from Jaws. Text reads "YEAH!".

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 6h

Aww my old girl used to do that 🥰

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🎃SpookyDan🎃 🪣 @nemox2001.bsky.social · 7h

A picture of a fat shark next to a pile of Oranges.
The caption reads:

Terry The Fat Shark

Today Terry has brought Oranges for everyone cause you guys need to level up your vitamin-c my dudes!

Terry Will Return With Another Gift Next Wednesday

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 15h

Goth mermaid

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 16h

And the white walker eyes

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 17h

Beer advert; man sipping beer as foxes drive his boat, "enjoy responsibly".

Alanis Morissette And Isnt It Ironic Dont You Think GIF

Alt: Alanis Morissette And Isnt It Ironic Dont You Think GIF

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 17h

Just one time I'd love Prue to have a couple of gin cocktails too many and become a dirty Grandma.
"It's lovely but it looks like a wang, dear."
"This would be lovely if you paired it with nipples!"
#gbbo

a man and a woman are eating food at a table .

Alt: Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith eating off one plate.

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 18h

My brownies were too dry 😭

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 18h

The way Paul Hollywood lurks and stares as you bake something is truly horrifying.
If I were on that show I swear I'd be in tears.
He's like a hungry polar bear.
#gbbo

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