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Gourd Maud 🎃

@boredmaud.co.uk

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Rebecca, creator of Bored Maud. Art, greetings cards and accessories! I love wrestling. UK based. 💍🌱🐾🏳️‍🌈🎨💙🧠🇬🇧♿ BoredMaud.co.uk

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · May 30

Hiya!
I’m Rebecca, an illustrator and crafter.
I create cards, art prints and accessories!

You can find me here on my own website where I have my full range:
BoredMaud.co.uk

And here on Etsy:
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Bore...

Shop - BoredMaud.co.uk

Discover quirky, handmade pop culture art at Bored Maud! From misheard lyrics to doodles of your favourite wrestlers, shop now for the perfect gift or treat yourself to something fun!

BoredMaud.co.uk

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 8h

Goth mermaid

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 9h

And the white walker eyes

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 10h

Beer advert; man sipping beer as foxes drive his boat, "enjoy responsibly".

Alanis Morissette And Isnt It Ironic Dont You Think GIF

Alt: Alanis Morissette And Isnt It Ironic Dont You Think GIF

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 10h

Just one time I'd love Prue to have a couple of gin cocktails too many and become a dirty Grandma.
"It's lovely but it looks like a wang, dear."
"This would be lovely if you paired it with nipples!"
#gbbo

a man and a woman are eating food at a table .

Alt: Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith eating off one plate.

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 11h

My brownies were too dry 😭

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 11h

The way Paul Hollywood lurks and stares as you bake something is truly horrifying.
If I were on that show I swear I'd be in tears.
He's like a hungry polar bear.
#gbbo

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 11h

a man with long hair is singing into a microphone while wearing a colorful shirt .

Alt: Terry Crews as President Camacho from movie Idocracy.

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 11h

Fucked up, hobbled to Sainsbury's and back JUST IN TIME!!!
#gbbo

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 13h

Can't wait for Bake Off 😁 we're having nibblies in the form of brownies and flapjacks (the UK meaning) to watch along with.

a man with a beard says beautiful on a netflix advertisement

Alt: Paul Hollywood; a man with a beard says beautiful

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 14h

If someone you're supposed to love needs an operation and they're finally referred, the correct response is "YAAAAY!!" not "that's too far" or "I still don't think they'll do anything".
The joy has been sucked from me.