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Bogie the Kobold

@bogiekobold.bsky.social

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Bogie is just Bogie. Tries to avoid pronouns, because Bogie doesn't know well enough which ones to use. So, writing is kinda odd. If Bogie uses wrong name, sorry. Yes, Bogie is old. How old? Bogie saw "Star Wars" first time it was in theaters.

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Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 26m

Hmmm. This whole thing with the Yu-Gi-Oh card has Bogie wondering if people have done sexy MTG cards...

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 6h

Like for Buffy and Willow and popcorn!

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 7h

Then much the same as Bogie's normal before-work feeling.

Is part of why Bogie is looking for work-from-home stuff, though will take in-person stuff if needed. But must, must, MUST get out of face-to-face customer service.

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 7h

Here or reddit?

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 10h

Just because kobolds are called monsters, doesn't mean can't enjoy some monster fucking too... 😉😈

Though, according to way kobolds are often treated... Kobolds might consider adventurers to be monsters...

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 10h

Kobolds are only 2.5-3 feet tall, so how well-hung could a kobold be, right?

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Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 10h

Danger is one thing, but guy has to be at least 8-9 inches to get any sensation at all out of that.

Bogie knows, "stop trying to put realism in the fantasy monster fucking..." 😉

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Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 11h

Looks like gnolls.

Thinking would work better if gnolls just used tongue, though. Those teeth kinda get in the way when trying to suck on anything bigger than a TootsiePop.

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Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 11h

Eight? Can barely get a preferred beverage list that short.

Eight authors to show reading taste-

Lois Bujold
Jim Butcher
Larry Corriera
Sir Terry Prachett
Douglas Adams
John Scalsi
Eric Flint
David Weber

Rain's Requiem @starshinepoetry.bsky.social · 11h

only 8? (define your taste in books with 8 authors)

uhhhhhhh

*sir terry pratchett
*mary balogh
*michelle sagara
*isobelle carmody
*janny wurts
*sean williams
*anne bishop
*fanfic writers (a cop out i know i know but theres so many of them i love and reread all the damn time)

🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 14h

define your taste in books with 8 authors:

- Tate James
- Navessa Allen
- Jennifer Armentrout
- Brynne Weaver
- Ashley Bennett
- Nikki St. Crowe
- Hazel Mack / Anna Fury
- Clio Evan’s

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 11h

That... is a surprisingly good word for it. Bogie wonders if J means it the way Bogie would.

Stomach a little upset, a bit of headache, a touch of existential dread, undercurrent of simmering anger...

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Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 11h

And it doesn't thin out at body temp, so will stay mostly where is put.

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 11h

Rain might want to have some chamomile or cherry bark tea. Can be calming. Then go to bed early, make sure to get enough sleep.

For tomorrow, mint or ginger tea can help settle the stomach.

Either way, Rain can do this.

youtu.be/9tRepZdoRmY?...

"you're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, & smarter than you think."

YouTube video by ROBINxPOOH

youtu.be

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 11h

Honey. Honey would be perfect.

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Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 13h

Yep, or else. 😁😉

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 13h

As far as Bogie knows, these images can be freely saved and reposted.

And more #spookyseason pictures, a few hours behind where Bogie wanted to be, but whatever.

Here we go...

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 16h

And Red too. Or else. 🤪

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Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 19h

Bogie is late to this party, but wishing all good things for Melody. And...

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 19h

Only humans who could hate J are ones not worth bouncing on.

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 19h

Sleep well, and dream of beautiful kind people with great senses of humor...

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 19h

With the colors, were several possibilities, but the one Bogie thinks worked best...

Lord of Storms and Melancholy

Scary how well that fits...

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 19h

Imagining is not the issue.

Stopping the imagining so Bogie can get on with the day... That's the difficult part.

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 19h

Ooh, for once, Bogie guessed kind of right!

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 19h

Until? ... Or is a surprise?

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 23h

"Cyberpunk" lied! Were supposed to be able to get full Borg conversions 5 years ago! Bogie wants robot body!

That Pondsmith guy is con artist... 😉🤪

Bogie the Kobold @bogiekobold.bsky.social · 23h

Yeah, that happens to Bogie too...