Dean Ray Johnson ⚪
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Dean Ray Johnson ⚪
@boardgametextbook.com
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Indie video game, music, and board game nerd. AuDHD. Dedicated rulebook hater. Author of Every Board Game Rulebook is Awful. www.youtube.com/@BoardGameTextbook boardgametextbook.com/EBGRIA.pdf
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I used to rewrite board game rulebooks as a hobby. I was getting good at it, but something still felt wrong about it.

Then I took grad school classes in technical writing.

And then I started to hate all rulebooks.

And I had to write 90 pages and a new rulebook about it.
Latest draft on my site.
boardgametextbook.com
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One of my niche ethical stances is that I think that people should use Wikipedia and donate to the Wikimedia Foundation and that ChatGPT and its siblings are trash and so are the people who use them.
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oh my GODDDDDDDDDDD

(apologies for screenshotting the hellsite, which I no longer use; I saw the link in CNN's Reliable Sources newsletter)
Does Lee end the book by going WHAZZLE-BAZZLE-GRAZZLE-ppbbbt
why

would you make

a Taz-Mania reference

in the year of our lord 2025
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Anyway, this was game of the con
It's probably safe as long as you don't update it
Listen if they're crazy enough to get into the board game hobby in the first place then they probably asked for this
Also did "tomach" happen because you thought the purples would be too hard without it? "Kin" or "Ye" may have worked.
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There's one word in there that was too obvious, but it took me too long to figure out the bamboozle in the blue clues
Oh My God, Lithuania, We Neither Wake Our Proud God, Let Our Land Brothers Arise, Lolo, What?
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tess is legendary, just got this huge tome of fantasy art that's seriously so beautiful, what a steal 😳✨

tessfowlerart.bigcartel.com/product/digi...
I mean that new Caravan Palace album was pretty great
Gluttonous devourer of all time
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Listen. This video needs 230 more views for us (LoadingReadyRun) to have a video with 1,000,000+ views across three different YouTube channels. Anyone know the other two channels?
youtu.be/Z7l0pRm-VRU
Friday Nights - Politics
YouTube video by Magic: The Gathering
youtu.be
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I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.
what's the deal with the three seashells
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Y'all Hasbro made me a BEACH in the novelties area. With ACTUAL SHELLS
[Car Talk voice] And even though Nina Totenberg cancels her tattoo appointments when she hears us say it, this is NPR!
This doctor's office sign-in page asked for my preferred language, and it apparently pulls its language list from Wikipedia
.......you spent HOW MUCH time on this
don't

don't do that
THE DATE SORTING ON MY PROPERTY TAX BILL IS DRIVING ME INSANE.
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BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
Dancer and bard are two classes that you can only unlock if you've looked up a walkthrough on exactly which class levels you need to unlock them.