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BlueMonkeyBoy
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Lefty Dem. The chubby kid in high school who lost weight and became a male stripper. Now just a quirky, funny guy with a sarcastic edge living with a chronic autoimmune, neuromuscular disease. Musicals, movies, books, Joe Jackson, Bette Midler
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 14h
"sleep on the couch, honey? Sure, no problemo!" drooled JD...
picture of really overly ugly couch in maroon and pink where the coloring and the stuffing and stitching make it look like there are seven vaginas along the back cushions.
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 14h
it's probably the guy responsible for moving trump's golf ball closer to the hole...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18h
“Happy Halloween to my big, beautiful boy!” - Mary Trump, Scottish immigrant and Tylenol enthusiast.
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 18h
this Halloween, I can't help but wonder...
when stephen miller is on Air Force One, is his coffin in the cabin or in cargo?
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 18h
the trump "Sound of Music"

🎶"Dough.
For Me.
It's All For Me!
Ray.
A Word That Follows 'Hoo'.
Me.
A King.
A Studly King.
FA.
La La I Don't Need You!"🎵
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 18h
Happy Halloween!
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 18h
(kid holds out envelope, trump riffles through it)
"$10,000 - okay, you get a full size Snickers."
(next envelope)
"$2,000???? - okay, you get a lap dance from melania!"
(kid) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
(melania bares fangs, creeps forward....)
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 19h
or
quite possibly
with the sun going down they just wanted to clear out the children before stephen miller emerged from his crypt?
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 19h
oddly enough, both words would be appropriate....
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 19h
wasn't there something about a Hindu wedding?
picture of jd vance and current wife usha at Hindu wedding ceremony, they are both dressded in traditional Hindu marriage garments and have the red dot, known as a "bindi" and representing the 6th chakra, on their foreheads.
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 19h
Strands #607
“Good bones”
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 19h
Connections
Puzzle #873
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 19h
Wordle 1,595 4/6

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 20h
but they're united in the decision to keep Beetlejuice Bobert far, far away....
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 20h
picture of Agnes Moorehead as Endora from the television show "Bewitched"
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 20h
xi is standing there trying to pinpoint exactly what the stench is rolling off the tainted twatwaffle.
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 20h
she probably uses tear gas as a douche
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 20h
he's living his dream, putting on a coconut bra and doing "Honey Bun" for all the enlisted men....
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 20h
they'll have the cutest three-headed children....
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 20h
what, did someone lob some candy corn at patel?
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Brandon T. Snider @brandontsnider.bsky.social · 1d
Words by Louise Simonson
Art by Jon Bogdanove
Panel 1: Superman speaks to a crowd saying “listen up folks. Call me what you want but I will never be a champion of nazism. I will not be anyone’s symbol of hate, racial prejudice and genocide!” Panel 2: Superman continues saying “I am an American. Like all Americans, I must strive to be a champion of tolerance and diversity- Justice and kindness!” Panel 3: onlookers smile as he continues saying “that’s what being an American- a human being- means!” Panel 4: Superman finishes saying “Shame on you otherwise!”
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 20h
ah, but just wait until they do "Cats" with pete hogsbreath starring as Rum-Dumb Tugger....
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 20h
guess their production of "Evita" starring lara trump and stephen miller wasn't quite the hit they were hoping for....
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Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 1d
My friends came to visit. 1st time I've had company in over a month. My friend SURPRISED me, she changed in my bathroom, came out in the Michael Myers Halloween mask, played "Thriller" by Michael Jackson and did the THRILLER dance for several minutes. 1st time I LAUGHED in months. Happy Halloween!🎃💜
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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 1d
not content with all of Martha's Vineyard hating him, dershoputz decides to expand his circle....