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Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 1h

HC’s possessive hand on XL jfjskdkgj

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Ghostily 👻 @ghostygoo.bsky.social · 10h

Whelp I colored it ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
.... can this count for #mxtxtober 😂😂
#hualian #tgcf

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 6h

maybe it’s the stallion protagonist’s heavenly pillar being broken that tips him off 💀

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 6h

anyway. guy who thinks there’s nothing wrong with him vs guy who also thinks there’s nothing wrong with him. how long would it take for SY to realise 😂

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 6h

and MAYBE he even recognises when he really can’t deal with a situation and recommends them to a proper therapist

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 6h

shit at following it himself (giant blind spot regarding himself). i think about this scene a lot lol.

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With the strength of Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky’s resolve, the thickness of his face, and the tenacity of his vitality, he really hadn’t seemed the sort to run after a single beating from Mobei-Jun. After all, he had endured all those years before; how could he have suddenly become weak and sensitive and been overcome with emotion?

“Cucumber-bro,” Shang Qinghua said, embarrassed, “sure, I never hesitated to sell out my principles to get upvotes and tips, and I only incidentally became An Ding Peak Lord, but if you judge me for all that, you’d be the one in the wrong.”

“Aren’t those two things you’ve just cited quite compatible with the conduct I’m judging you for?”

“Aiyah, be a bit nicer to me—a bit gentler, okay? Cucumber-bro, tell me, when would it be best for me to return to the modern world?”

“You really want to return to the modern world?” Shen Qingqiu asked. “So shooting your airplane too often really is bad for your eyesight—you can’t even see the crux of your own problems anymore. Wake up. You’re just waiting for him to apologize, then scoop you back up and continue to lightly beat you three times a day.”

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 6h

first time someone starts crying on his couch he’s like Holy Fuck I Am Not Qualified For This but instead of stopping like a normal person he doubles down and binge reads a lot of teaching manuals and theory. and he’s actually good at it! he’s like that one friend that’s great at giving advice and-

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 6h

post nearly dying he’s like wow i should do something more with my life… tries to go to a life coach and he’s like BAH anyone can do that!! …i can do that 🤔 i love being critical about stuff and i could totally give generic advice like this loser! <- has no idea what he’s getting himself into

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 6h

points:

-incorrigible gossip (loves hearing about other people’s problems)
-loves (and is good at!) teaching people, not too different from coaching
-personable and compassionate
-first instinct is to make plans (good at setting goals with clients)

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 6h

oh my god he’s reigen arataka

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 6h

LMAO i hear the calls for therapy and raise you: totallyyyy qualified life coach shen yuan whose personal life is a drama. you know the type.

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 14h

Bing-ge not being able to get it up anymore for his wives (especially post bing-mei vs bing-ge) and needing to use his blood manipulation to fake it…

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 14h

Bing-ge not being able to get it up anymore for his wives (especially post bing-mei vs bing-ge) and needing to use his blood manipulation to fake it…

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 21h

im going to be hearing the sound of saw blades and violin in my FUCKING NIGHTMARES

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 22h

okay finally doing path of pain… my thumb hurts 😭😭

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 22h

okay finally doing path of pain… my thumb hurts 😭😭

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 23h

mommy issues x100 😂🥰

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 1d

yes... binghe sees the light now... *insert horny gripping*

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Sunnie @sunnienights.bsky.social · 1d

I was wondering if he'd miss sleep shorts (and wanted an excuse to draw him in his jammies)

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 1d

to be fair, i think he viewed it more as her escaping the fate/character setting every woman in shitty harem novels has: shallowly written with no aspirations or inner world of her own, literally only existing to support/papapa/die for the MC. this line of thinking is also encouraged by the system

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【 Ning Yingying: Subverted the trope of a female character being a brainless martyr for love. B-Points +100. 】
【 Ming Fan: Subverted the trope of a side character being an illogical idiot. B-Points +50. 】
【 Liu Mingyan: Subverted the trope of a female character being a nonsensical martyr for love. B-Points +150. 】
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The ubiquitous love martyr female characters and idiot cannon fodder: these two points together constituted the classic landmine elements of stallion novels. Now the female characters weren’t relationship-based martyrs for the male lead, and the side characters’ EQs and IQs had also risen, so naturally the B-Points had risen too. This Shen Qingqiu understood.

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 1d

YEAH!! i dont think hes a dick to women (see: him defending fujos shipping on the PIDW forum), but also he was a terminally online guy that read shitty, super long harem novels for worldbuilding... his ass is not woke. he has a lot to unpack 💀😅 it would be soooo interesting to read though...!

Cropped screenshot that reads: He desperately wanted to know if he’d ever find a woman over here. She didn’t have to be a peerless beauty, as long as she wasn’t a tranny!

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adam ✨🍑🍆 @adamwithspice.bsky.social · 2d

I have a lot of really complex thoughts about SQQ because he's a super complex character but honestly it does perturb me how ...pervasive? the fanon of him being a weak-willed helpless brainless little wife is. if it's for purely horny, I get it, feminize him! even the novel does in the extras

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 1d

i would die (positive) if i got a hug from white lotus baby bingbing... i would also die (literally, bc its probably a trick for some reason but also still positively) if, somehow, i got a hug from post-canon binghe

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 1d

all of his wives reaching out to him while he's fondling the braid... the tension in his eyes and little pout... you just know hes angrily trying to convince himself it meant nothing 😭 deceased

adam ✨🍑🍆 @adamwithspice.bsky.social · 2d

imagining what bingge was thinking when he went back home and the affections of his wives no longer satisfy him...

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 1d

when you barely go in the sun but your moles still look suspicious 💀 fingers crossed the biopsies continue to be negative!

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 1d

The way he tears up watching Bingqiu dote on each other 😭 It’s awful, but it also feels like karma for all the people he’s hurt. Imagine realising you’re the bad timeline 💀

Bit @bitxnaut.bsky.social · 1d

your binghe is so visibly head empty of anything other than sqq, i adore him 😂