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Chaotic neutral druid living off grid tending the hedge and grove. #Botany #RegenerativeAgriculture #Permaculture #FoodForest #Anarchist Magneto was right. https://ko-fi.com/b_whitewind https://www.patreon.com/posts/regenerative-127045604

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · Sep 10

So I taught a lot of witches over the years. You can find my fine book here in paperback
a.co/d/7gGRYuI
And a free PDF because I hate the government here ko-fi.com/s/2d1ffb43f1

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 7h

You know just living that normal life out here picking up some tips from the dread pirate. Whatever I got to do man. 🦜

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 7h

I got to say I think if I got my ass beat by somebody in an inflatable unicorn costume I wouldn't tell anyone ever that this had happened.
Bonus points if it was the Army they had won this fight against allegedly.

Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 15h

“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”

Andy ngo mad about muppets again — this time in Chicago

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 7h

Just got to say I've been a lot of things but someone that got their ass beat by somebody dressed up like Kirby in an inflatable Kirby outfit has never been one of those things.

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 7h

listen if you get beat by someone in an inflatable costume, that's on you, shoulda seen em coming

Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 15h

“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 8h

They have apparently built an entire digital society in Roblox

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 8h

I told you I had a plan.
Some parts of it shift as they always must but the core of it, the engine proved sound. Setting up something that will outlive you will always take time.

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Lily @lilydont.bsky.social · 8h

Our president is fucking insane

Pop Base @popbase.tv · 9h

A reporter asked Donald Trump if he thinks he’s going to heaven:

“I don’t think there’s anything that’s gonna get me into heaven. I think I’m not maybe heaven-bound. […] I’m not sure I’m gonna be able to make heaven.”

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 8h

The part I'm leaving out is that my children at some point will live free their whole lives. If I end up on that 10 acres across the bridge I will uplift an entire small society of druids. It should still only take a handful for 5 acres. What happens after that I don't know, I assume I'll be dead.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 8h

You can keep your flarpcoin and your pig nation society. I will die a free man.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 8h

When I'm 50 I will be solid retired and make everything I need snacking on things out here.
Assuming there's anything left and I'm not just doing it because I can or need to I suppose.
Either way I win this.
This is off a half acre of food forest and a few agriculture plots

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 8h

$10 net out of $30 a month I need just because I stopped and had a snack in the woods once.
The math is there. It's just insane where it ends up coming from.
I suppose everywhere was the answer in the end.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 8h

If nothing else this ends with me getting paid thousands of dollars to eat fruit from an orchard.

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 8h

Just know this world has gone mad in every way. It always was I suspect but it certainly is now.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 8h

Far be it for me not to just sell white people whatever dumb shit it is they're asking me for. But I challenge you if you're feeling in a good state of mind someday to look and see what is going on out there. All you will ever find is madness.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 8h

Every rock I turn over all I find is madness. People would pay me thousands of dollars to sell them. Seeds for fruit they'll probably never have but not for the actual food. Everyone has gone mad and they don't even notice.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 8h

I sell the amaranth as food be better off selling my ass.
I put it in a seed packet 300 fucking dollars.
I don't think you can sell persimmons. I doubt they'd keep long enough anyway but the seeds that take 7 years best case and only produce if female from this useless fruit are insanely expensive.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 9h

What in the white madness has this world become? Absolutely everything is upside down in every way.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 9h

Apparently just these seeds from the stupid persimmons are worth $15 just from the handful that I ate and took the seeds from.
It's such a mad world that's selling. Any of this to eat makes you less less than selling someone his seed for a tree that takes 7 to 12 years to produce fruit.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 9h

It's being a kingpin on the Epstein list isn't enough is anything?

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 9h

He has to be dumber than the Democratic party in the United States and it's extremely difficult clearly to do that.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 9h

You would think getting outsmarted by the dumbest man alive would be a difficult thing. You would be wrong apparently. That's why I have anxiety because somehow he's not always the biggest fuck up in the room.
The only person that can stop him is his brain damage and he has to beat the Democrats.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 9h

If Donald Trump doesn't manage to fuck this up as hard as anyone has ever fucked anything up and it's possible, but he has to outdo the Democrats in that department and it is extremely difficult to fuck up more than the Democratic establishment and k Street

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 9h

If you didn't just crash the stock market being an asshole and insider trading pump and dumps, If the court stop some of his more extreme lunacy and for a reason he listens to them and does stop, If the truth and and Gaza holds and God help us he legalizes marijuana this country is fucked for good.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 9h

I wouldn't be so like confused I guess is the word if I wasn't watching the Democrats consistently get out played by Donald Trump.
He's looking like he's going to kill a solid 100 million people by spring and they are still getting trounced by him and it's not like Tom foolery either.