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BhoyPablo @bhoypablo.bsky.social · 10h

That 2nd one should be accompanied by a siren...

"He's breached the perimeter, Sir. Some kind of sceptre."
"Jesus, get the kids inside!"
"Shall we release the dogs?"
"Pointless. He doesn't sweat, so there's no scent to follow... Now we just wait."

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BhoyPablo @bhoypablo.bsky.social · 1d

I meant you using the pic for that reason... If you haven't ripped that comparison, it's funny... I just don't trust people to be original anymore. Sorry.

BhoyPablo @bhoypablo.bsky.social · 1d

If this isn't nicked from somewhere, it's beautiful. 👍

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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 1d

Memory, Agent Starling, is what I have instead of a view.

Seal in an enclosure floats vertically, giving off strong Hannibal Lecter vibes.

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BhoyPablo @bhoypablo.bsky.social · 1d

Really?!.

Then, I wholeheartedly apologise.

Mon the Good Guys! 🍀

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BhoyPablo @bhoypablo.bsky.social · 1d

Friend... It's very obvious you think of these puns before you decide the hashtag. 🙂

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BhoyPablo @bhoypablo.bsky.social · 1d

Fear... The whole thing is based upon fear...

Of repercussion
Of retribution
Of insignificance
Of equity
Of equality...

If they don't keep lying, everything falls apart.

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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 1d

People are using GoFundMe for groceries.

GoFundMe has 250k pages for medical bills and 40k for tuition.

Americans are fundraising for basic necessities, while the top 1% increased their wealth to $52 trillion.

This is what a rigged system designed by the wealthy looks like.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 1d

"I've just got on the train" should always signify the end of your phone call, not the start.

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BhoyPablo @bhoypablo.bsky.social · 1d

🤷‍♂️

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BhoyPablo @bhoypablo.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah... Therein lies your problem, my diabetic friend: You can't claim anyone to be World Champion without the world being allowed a say in the matter.

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BhoyPablo @bhoypablo.bsky.social · 2d

That's not how it works, my dude.

By that yardstick, I could devise a new game, beat my housemate at it once and crown myself World Champion.

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BhoyPablo @bhoypablo.bsky.social · 2d

Hey!

D'you know who else isn't World Champions?.. Like, ever..?

The Superbowl winners.

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BhoyPablo @bhoypablo.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, a badly made poster! Why didn't you open with that?! 🙄

It's a domestic competition.
The winners are not world champions.

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BhoyPablo @bhoypablo.bsky.social · 2d

It's generally people who realise they're wrong, but are too stubborn to admit, who say, "end of discussion".

The simple fact of the matter is that World Championships exist in sport. Those that win are World Champions. Anything more domestic is not; even European Championships, for example.

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BhoyPablo @bhoypablo.bsky.social · 2d

It's not WHY it's called the Works Series. Wrong x 1.

Only Olympic basketball teams class themselves as the best in the world. Wrong x 2.

I hope you don't homeschool.

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