benteh
@benteh.no
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master of yelling at computers. grumpy. UX / web-dev. a11y. bookbinder. nature, doodler. artist. also maps. ex-ceramicist. occasional CSS / HTML / FE geekery. sometimes funny often furious. 🇳🇴 a fun thing to do in the morning is not to talk to me
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benteh @benteh.no · Mar 31
🦋 fabulous things i know about nature. 1/? 🦋

way back, there was someone who didn't know what tadpoles were, and i wrote a thread over at tweetytweet.

this thread is coming with me, this time in english.

🦫 🍏 🦦 🌸 🐝 🦋
sitting in meetings watching people type at glacial speed is torture
vance. an astonishingly cretinous fuckwomble
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We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who are criminals...

We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who entered the country illegally...

We don't have a problem with immigrants, just those who don't speak English...
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Figured out what this picture reminded me of...
scrolled through wikipedia list of conspiracy theories. if i believe one i would think it true, and therefore not see it as a conspiracy theory. blind spot.

some serious wackadoodle stuff there, and im proud to say there are only two i place a possible ? on.

i'll tell you, if you tell yours
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NEW: A huge ice sculpture of the word “DEMOCRACY” is currently melting away in front of the US Capitol.

Organized by artists and activists, it was commissioned by the Up In Arms campaign, an effort led by Ben Cohen, the cofounder of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.
when they show you who they are, believe them
EXCLUSIVE: Capitol Police are investigating a swastika found in GOP Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

“The content of that image does not reflect the values or standards of this office, my staff, or myself, and I condemn it in the strongest terms," Taylor said in a statement.
Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office
An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
www.politico.com
point one, that bag will be chock full of spyware. point two, greta will make something brilliant out of this
Israel sent back Greta Thunberg’s luggage scrawled with “Whore Greta”, an Israeli flag, and a penis.
Red suitcase scrawled with graffiti
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The journalists say down in the auditorium inside the machine.

"Welcome!" the professor said, "When I press this button, we will instantly travel faster than light."

"How much faster?"

"Infinitely."

"Where will we go?"

"Around the whole universe."

He pressed the button.

"We're back!"
do ice dream of inflatable frogs
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We should never have written stories down, stories are meant to be told to us by a very old man over a flagon of mead by a roaring fire
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
jeg er forutsigbar ..
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it's kinda weird that all the software i am expected to use for work are all written by distributed teams, go, python, postgres, linux, chrome, k8s etc

and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way
i will say though, about that circus in egypt. if you actually create peace in palestine (never mind middle east), nobody would know for sure until fifty years have passed. so we could award the peace prize posthumously
OKLCH all the things! ❤️🩵❤️
Which color format do you usually reach for by default, and why still HEX? 🎨

a) HEX
b) RGB
c) HSL
d) OKLCH
e) Other
A photo of a monitor showing 4 color wheels.
he was apparently furious that his aunt got him out of jail because.. he needed the .. experience? credibility?
can i say i don't have high hopes for tony blair in the middle east..
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one thing LLMs have revealed is that the belief that there is a magical incantation that will give you what you want is not just confined to pick-up artists and freemen on the land
Seeing people nonchalantly post stuff like makes me feel like I'm going crazy honestly.
A post from an academic on blue sky that says: "I'm learning about "prompt engineering" when asking LLMs to extract data. I now add this to all instructions:

Style
Be concise, analytic, and specific (cite page/figure if provided). If essential info is missing, keep going but flag Unclear and exact data needed. Never invent data.
 
#academicsky"
#notAI just hours of wasting time
"norway ai aj haj aj aj aj aj aj what happened where is norway"

yea that's not demented at all

www.nrk.no/video/trump-...
Trump etterlyste Norge på scenen: – Hva skjedde?
Videoklipp fra NRK
www.nrk.no
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This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem