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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 6m

Look what you’ve done to Magic Johnson, baseball

Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 17m

MULTIBALL!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0Zs...

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 19m

I really want to see Dave Roberts put in a position player to pitch. Next inning it’s gonna happen.

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 29m

I mean, I think he might be the most emotionless, expressionless, robotic athlete I’ve ever seen. I truly believe there is absolutely zero going on in his head but baseball.

Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 38m

Welp, Bieber’s in the bullpen warming up. This is bonkers.

Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 40m

The Blue Jays’ game 4 starter is probably sleeping in the clubhouse. The Dodgers game 4 starter is out here trying to steal bases at 11pm after playing for 6 hours.

I know it’s Ohtani, but like, he has a human body, right?

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 38m

It is 3:26 am in Newfoundland right now. Those poor Newfies.

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 40m

The Blue Jays’ game 4 starter is probably sleeping in the clubhouse. The Dodgers game 4 starter is out here trying to steal bases at 11pm after playing for 6 hours.

I know it’s Ohtani, but like, he has a human body, right?

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 45m

See, this right here. This is why it pisses me when a baseball team I have passing interest in makes a deep postseason run.

Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 46m

We did not stay. We got on the train, said “screw it” because they kept delaying the departure, got off the train, got a cab, took it to the station we started from, and drove home.

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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 1h

The Blue Jays have a secret weapon here as the Dodgers will run out of cash when Ohtani’s deferred money kicks in within another inning or two

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 2h

Everybody on my row is nervously fidgeting so hard. It’s like I’m sitting in a massage chair.

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 2h

It’s 99% *excruciatingly* boring, 0.7% suspenseful, and 0.3% exciting.

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 2h

What is the baserunning in this game?

Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 2h

Do you still call it “free baseball” when there are fans in the seats who paid 5 figures for their seats?

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 3h

I wonder if Varsho’s parents knew he’d grow up to have that jawline when they named him after Darren Daulton.

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 3h

I mean, in fairness, look what he did to that high and in pitch earlier.

Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 3h

How on earth do you put this pitch here

Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 3h

I’m hoping Ohtani is the Connor McDavid this series.

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Oxymoron 🇵🇸 @43bat.bsky.social · 9h

Vegas next plays the Carolina Hurricanes. I am looking directly at canes fans. In Tampa, fans protested the Hart signing and the HC5 with their pregame signs. This needs to happen in Raleigh. It can’t just be the team you root for. It needs to extend to all these signings. Your move, canes fans.

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 4h

The last few have been pretty good. Charlemagne and Karl Marx sound an awful lot alike though, ha

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 4h

Julia Child vs. Gordon Ramsay is my favourite.

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 4h

I have watched every Epic Rap Battle of History many, many times. Like, I’ve seen every one at least 4 times. Some I’ve rewatched like 15 times.

✨✨ OOKY SPOOKY BIRTHDAY BOOKIE *10/18* ✨✨ @quidabknowin.blacksky.app · 8h

What's your guilty pleasure video genre?
(Mine is pimple popping)

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 5h

Alejandro Kirk, bringing Toronto to our collective feet from the other side of the continent

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 5h

Well, he definitely didn’t make it that time.

Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 5h

Freeman didn’t make it. But I bet they’ll uphold this one because it’s so close.

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Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 5h

Freeman didn’t make it. But I bet they’ll uphold this one because it’s so close.

Juni @belovedjune.bsky.social · 5h

Baseball is just so hard to watch. I mean, this watch party is kinda cool, but I’m just like, supposed to *watch baseball happen* sitting here in the Rogers Centre.

If I were home, I’d be on the treadmill or working on my Halloween costume or folding laundry or something.

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