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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢

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👻 BOO! Haha just kidding it’s me, Paris @bigboyparis.bsky.social · 7m

Every sizeshifter who grows large enough to destroy a city should at least once try growing just tall enough to pummel and dismantle a single cutie they just met. Just to try it. #sizeskt #minigiant

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R62 Minh @r62minh.bsky.social · 41m

Cleaned up sketch of Arii getting her pump on

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 38m

Scotty is unaware

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 1h

Remember when Google worked?

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 2h

Balloon kid

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 2h

In a way, social media has peaked as well.

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 2h

I do not want to get on your level, oh my god

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 2h

What the fuck do you mean, baby miss piggy vore, what the fuck is going on

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 2h

Choose life.

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h

I can excuse all that other shit, blah blah you know what I mean. Jesus.

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h

Wait there was another mass sign up onto here? What happen?

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h

Unable to explain the Gaelic dubs of Klasky Csupo cartoons on Scottish telly.

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h

Or the Gaelic dubs

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h

HOMES UNDER DA FUCKEN HAMMA

First week of school holidays and sick day treat

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h

Nonono, HE got that from someone else! It was a thing before him!

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 3h

There is nowhere cold in Mexico, it is all boiling piss yellow

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 4h

OH NO OH FUCK

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 4h

Oh no are you watching Briish Property slash Leave The Fucken Country shows?????

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pont @softtummybitch.bsky.social · 17h

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pont @softtummybitch.bsky.social · 17h

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 4h

Im driving in my. Bilar... With... Fuckin monstor

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🔞crybaby hyena @brelly.bsky.social · 6h

Fun Swedish time:

Our most common intensification word is 'Jätte', meaning Giant.

Things arent super tasty. Theyre Giant tasty.
Jättegott! Jättebra! Jätteful! Jättedålig! Jättestor! Jätteliten!

🔞crybaby hyena @brelly.bsky.social · 6h

Den här musen är MASSIV! Det är en JÄTTESTOR mus!!!!

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 5h

;-;

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 5h

SHE ŠHTEPPÊD ON MY BILAR!

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