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Beccas can't be choosers

@beccanical.bsky.social

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Australian trans woman, useless bisexual, leftist, shitposter, publicly a poet, secretly hot (she/her)

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · Jan 18

being a poet sucks

now when i encounter a moment of such transcendant beauty that every nervous impulse of my body is soothed to quiet awe i can't say "they should have sent a poet", i have to say "they should have sent a poet who's actually good"

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 4h

Dreamed last night that Skrillex, an artist I have never listened to and am unsure if he still does stuff, released a CBD drink called Skrelax. “The ultimate in skrelaxation”. Ok

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 4h

folks, it's sleep time for me. have a great day/night/interminable twilight, k?

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 4h

(to be clear this is a joke. the toddlers whose noses i have stolen simply unionised and demanded their noses returned, with interest)

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 4h

improv toddler "yes, and"-ing the "got your nose" bit by begging for a reconstructive rhinoplasty consult (they are very advanced for their age)

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 4h

*coach z voice* boredom surgery?!?

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 4h

*senor cardgage voice* home loan replacement therapy

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 5h

*homestar runner voice* twansgendaw

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 4h

gotta be one the of best pills to take

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 4h

humans: *invent money*

*2 seconds later*

humans: *invent findom*

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 5h

i can't believe they invented piggy banks so long ago

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 5h

*homestar runner voice* twansgendaw

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 5h

thank you, i will take this opportunity to do extra crimes

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 3d

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.