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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀

@beaucoupkevin.com

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Occasionally writes; SEO/web stuff; loves disco/boogie/house; ST:TOS/SNW nerd; blu-ray collector; Gunpla; married to @robinkimball.bsky.social; three small dogs own me; Newish New Mexican; frequent blocker. Be kind, be kind; be kind.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · Sep 26

Bunch of new followers. Gonna do the spiel.

All you have to do is follow three simple rules.

One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.

Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.

And three, be nice.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 10m

thx for reminding to check to ebay to see of people are ditching the starman 4k with the series because of that steelbook they put out THAT DOES NOT HAVE THE SERIES

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 20m

I love how this looks like a Spielberg flick but has that lean, mean Carpenter drive. (I actually prefer the movie to the book. Don't tell the Hoagie Man.)

Chewbacca But A Wolf Man @jason1749.bsky.social · 23m

Now playing

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 22m

I'm going to Food Not Bombs orientation tomorrow PM so I can start doing more than just giving. I'm so scared for the people that need it most.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 24m

I was at the drugstore the other day and my eyes popped at the cost of two Reese's cups. Pretty sure the cashier heard me say "fuck THAT."

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 28m

Me reading panel two.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with the word excuse written on it

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 34m

"Just one more thing..."
[walks past The Columbo into the void]

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 38m

NGL, seeing those Chaykin covers and going in for Sutton/Villagran interiors was always a cognitive whiplash for little ol' me. They're not bad, they're serviceable, but...

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 45m

This, along with the Who's Who In Star Trek covers Chaykin did, are my Comics White Whales. I would go into a not-inconsiderable amount of debt to get them.

Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 1d

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 46m

When he showed up in SUCCESSION, my wife wondered why I started clapping and pointing.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 1h

Kevin Hart has never met a paycheck he would refuse.

Chewbacca But A Wolf Man @jason1749.bsky.social · 2h

the face I made reading this headline deadline.com/2025/10/kevi...

Kevin Hart’s Hartbeat Teams With Luma AI For First “Live AI Film Battle” Which Will See Comedians & Content Creators Make Films In Real Time — LA Tech Week

Comedians will make short films with the help of AI during a live comedy event at LA Tech week.

deadline.com

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 1h

She's shown on The Last Week Tonight segment about Bari Weiss and the Free press and she is an absolute, unabashed idiot.

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 1h

"Japan isn't the magic land anime says it is""
Lupin The Third Street:

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 2h

Also, it's amazing how much of "chatfishing" is just "ask the woman some questions and show interest in their answers."

Something that apparently no men can do without their fake computer pal telling them how.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 2h

Shut it down, people. All of it. Let's go back to flip phones and clippy.

‘I realised I’d been ChatGPT-ed into bed’: how ‘Chatfishing’ made finding love on dating apps even weirder

Where once people were duped by soft-focus photos and borrowed chat-up lines, now they have to watch out for computer-generated charm. But it’s one thing to use a witty phrase – another thing entirely...

www.theguardian.com

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 3h

Kevin McCarthy!

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 3h

If we let him have his way when we lived in Brooklyn, Kirby would take an hour to walk one (1) block. Dude LOVES sniffing.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 4h

J-Dan
The Daninator
Mr Klingon Scientist
Takin that romulan data and amino acid sequences and...

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 4h

It's right here in the Chat settings!

or maybe this is just performative to make you look more popular than you are, you weird resistance poster (and it's always a resistance poster; MAGA types want you in their Dms because they want to fight you)

Chat settings that let you set whoever gets to talk to you
Everyone
Users I Follow
No one

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 4h

who are these people who are DMing people they don't know and who are these people who don't know how to set it up so only their followers OR people they follow can DM?

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 4h

When their profile says NO DMs.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 20h

Then fix it

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 21h

Some of the best acting in the series from the main trio. They're loose and obviously at ease with each other. It's got flaws, but it's also got a lot of heart and as I age my way into the pit, I appreciate that it has grown men talking about their feelings a lot.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 21h

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 22h

Enough going on in the world that I don't need someone telling me they don't like the movie where Kirk asks God what he needs with a starship.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 22h

thank you for telling me you think star trek v is bad
[mutes]

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