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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · Aug 24

Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 13m

Really curious how they tell Aristophanes' 'Lysistrata', a story about a Spartan queen who organised a sex strike so effective it ended a war because all the men were too erect to fight, in a way that could be "for children"

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 1h

That sounds like peak American Nonsense and I'd definitely try it

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 1h

Like he'll yes I'm gonna commission the Mime Oddysey as well tho

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 1h

I want to say "funding increasingly insane and bizarre arts prizes" but some of those would probably be useful?

I think I'd spend it on reviving a lot of bygone food products. Fruit allsorts absolutely slapped

doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 1d

lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11h

I cannot believe people were losing their jobs for being mildly critical of Charlie Kirk and the president of the united states just went on tv and said "skill issue loser, RIP but I'm different"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 3h

ok fair, try just counting sheep or something. Trick your body into sleeping, get off your phone

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 3h

no. have a wank or something, that'll help

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 4h

Orange chicken?

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 12h

Apparently almost all buttholes need to be whiter. I guess that's what white supremacy means?

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 13h

HELL YEAH

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 13h

It's for whitening your butthole

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 13h

It's why I pledged fealty

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Gabriel Geiger @gabrielgeiger.bsky.social · 16h

On a Saturday night I stumbled across something on the internet that made me feel like ****** my pants. A giant dataset of real surveillance operations targeting 1000s of people across nearly every country. Unraveling it and the mysterious company behind it has consumed 1.5 years of my life

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14h

EXACTLY

Tropes are useful to me, as a grubby little academic, because they are the cogs and gears and building blocks of a narrative. Knowing how they function and interact is important, and can be fun!

But a beautiful dish is more than its ingredients! A clock is more than cogs and glass!

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14h

I just thought of a really funny Halloween PFP but I need a good way of like...making ASCII art, I guess?

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14h

As a reader & reformed English Literature student I like tropes on an abstract level, and they can be useful, but breaking a work down into its tropes like that is like explaining a joke, or dissecting a frog.

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14h

That's so bonkers. Its like...three dollars? Maybe? I'll be honest idk what a sympathy card costs in America but it's gotta be a trivial enough amount he coukd just have bought it himself

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14h

Jesus.

You're ten times the Poster I am

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14h

Certified porn scholar & sexy writer seconding you on this.

Also this LLM is gonna be trained on *everything* they can harvest on the Internet. Most of that shit is baaaaaad

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14h

girl sunscreen

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14h

Have you heard of game? You should check out game

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 15h

The boat back home

Me, hair whipping about, looking at the water

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 15h

Okay that works actually

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 15h

Ok they're asleep now but I'll ask for pics

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 16h

Then wtf are bottoms supposed to call me? Sounds like the revolution is kinkphobic

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