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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · 2d

This is the face of a cat who knows that it’s actually 5:02 pm.

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · 8d

POV: You drive by me in a cybertruck

a face contorted in a grimace of sadness and disgust

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · 13d

I feel like there are a lot more horrific face-caving-in beatings in movies lately or is that just the movies I’m watching? Either way, love to see it!

Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · 16d

Wow, I mean, I agree with Steven—that “did” is superfluous but the “your mom” retort kind of loses some zing when you’re the second person in the group chat to say it.

Anyways other than that, no notes. A perfect response. You’re doing great, guys!

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · 21d

and that little girlfriend of one of the founders of ANTIFA…was me

Kamala Harris in front of American flag backdrop speaking into a microphone

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · Sep 17

My bf (every night): What do you want to do tonight?

Me:

Spanish duolingo translation of “how about we turn on the television”

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · Sep 3

Not to brag but I actually did have “Luigi Mangione’s likeness used to sell men’s floral button-down shirt on Shein” on my 2025 Bimgo Card (generated by AI)

Forbes @forbes.com · Sep 3

Shein told the BBC the image of what appears to be Mangione’s likeness was provided by a third-party seller, and the image has since been removed from Shein’s website.

Luigi Mangione’s Likeness Appeared As Model On Shein Website

Shein told the BBC the image of what appears to be Mangione’s likeness was provided by a third-party seller, and the image has since been removed from Shein’s website.

www.forbes.com

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · Aug 26

pretty mad about the other stuff Trump has done, but I love salmonella so this one's a win for me

Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · Apr 25

"The Agriculture Department will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their products, halting a Biden Administration effort to prevent food poisoning from contaminated meat."

www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...

USDA withdraws a plan to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry

The Agriculture Department says it is withdrawing a plan to limit salmonella bacteria in poultry products.

www.seattletimes.com

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · Jul 14

I was correctly targeted by an advertisement for these socks. Sharing the link in case they don’t find you.

David Shrigley Socks - I Pea Peas

Classic white cotton socks with I Pea Peas embroidered detail on the ankle. Made from a soft cotton with ribbed ankles and cuffs and extra softness around the toes and heels for all day comfort. Avail...

shrigshop.com

Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · Jun 22

Yes some things are bad right now but at least everything is bad right now so we for sure know that the right way to feel right now is bad.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · Jun 19

"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · Jun 19

Update: 5 days after posting this, I stabbed myself through the hand pitting an avocado, so I’m not allowed to have any new hobbies involving sharp instruments.

Half of an avocado with a blood-tinged stab mark

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · Jun 10

I think the only time AI is not actively making my life worse is when I want to know what kind of flower is this

Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · Jun 4

Learning needle felting aka crafty self harm

A thumb that’s been stabbed multiple times with a long needle lying near a pile of orange wool that sort of resembles a fox or maybe a bird.

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · May 25

If I don’t open this email from Elizabeth Warren I can pretend she’s using ‘sickening’ in the ‘amazing runway look for a Ball Challenge’ way instead of the ‘kicking people off Medicaid to make Elon Musk a teensy bit richer’ way.

Email inbox with an unread email from Elizabeth Warren. Subject line is: This is sickening

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · May 19

The three genders.

A black sign reading “All Gender Toilet” with the classic symbols for man (a human figure wearing pants) and woman (figure wearing dress) and a third symbol that wears pants on the left side of the body and a dress on the right.

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · May 12

I just want everyone in my life to know that I have never intentionally given them a nudge on Duolingo. I would never and I wish I could take it back.

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · Apr 28

Fyi if living well isn’t an option, the best revenge is putting gum in their hair.

Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · Apr 18

“No need to write it down! I’ll definitely remember this,” I think to myself three seconds before forgetting.

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · Apr 14

Black Mirror is the only show I can’t binge watch because I have to get my meds adjusted after every episode.

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · Apr 14

I’m still thinking about that cheese & pickle sandwich from Adolescence.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · Apr 7

People wonder about my serene smile in the face of imminent economic collapse and the reason is quite simple

It’s ONLY the Princess Diana Beanie Baby

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · Apr 5

Now I kind of regret not actually making this sign that I joked about bringing.

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Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee) @beangoshe.bsky.social · Apr 3

Guys if you’re worried about the price of cars going up, take a deep breath and calm down because you’re not going to have a job for much longer and you can’t afford groceries so you can forget about driving and just stay home until you die.

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