Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Pumpkin Spice Joker

@baseballjoker.bsky.social

150 followers 540 following 190 posts

Grand Slam Home Runs

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · Jul 11

Cure is simple. Scan the QR code and download the app to be entered to win tokens valid for virtual entrance to the Doritos-Pepsi Pagliacci World Tour featuring Drake at the QuickLoan Performance Centre in the Energy-Savers CryptoArena.

but doctor...

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 8h

Okay I’ll bite. What’s a “start-up”

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 9h

ANONHI - Crazy in Love

Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Joker

Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 17h

Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.

Amarnath Amarasingam @amaramarasingam.bsky.social · 17h

The military has now killed 27 people as if they were enemy soldiers in a war zone and not criminal suspects. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...

U.S. Military Kills Another 6 People in 5th Caribbean Strike, Trump Says

www.nytimes.com

420 3.8K 13K

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 19h

what if the libs could trigger themselves 🤔

Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Joker

Deborah McDowell @dem8z.bsky.social · 1d

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD!!

The University of Texas-Austin is beginning a process to eliminate the Black Studies, Latino Studies, and Gender Studies departments in the College of Liberal Arts. This is a grave threat to the educational liberty of students, faculty, staff, and the people of Texas. 1/

26 1K 1.3K

Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Joker

Justin Case @punchnazisitsokay.bsky.social · 21h

😍😍😍

1 3

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 1d

holy shit SHROUDS what did i just watch

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 1d

when I’m seventy I’m going to be rattling off old phone numbers to the grandkids like I’m trying to teach them a magic trick

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 1d

the system works ⚖️

Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Joker

onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

tim heidecker rocks

27 49 1.6K

Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Joker

Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 2d

The US federal attack on Portland has resulted in the best advertisement for a city that I have ever seen. Round-the-clock joy, community solidarity and silliness that much of the West has lost and longs for.

80 1.1K 4K

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah. His last book was off the deep end conspiracy.

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 1d

Kurt Vonnegut recommends this method in a very beautiful essay. He calls it “Two-Thirds of a Masterpiece is More Than Enough.”

1 11

Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Joker

Ludgarou 🐺🌕 @garou.dog · 1d

get a drink at the boubar; watch a movie at the kikino

1 3

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 1d

From his prose style I assume I’m the same kind of neurodivergent as David Foster Wallace was

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 1d

something is wrong with the photo in this article, possibly not wide enough?

a man with a beard and curly hair looks at the camera with a blue background

ALT: a man with a beard and curly hair looks at the camera with a blue background

media.tenor.com

Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Joker

the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 2d

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

55 1.2K 4.2K

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 2d

it doesn’t make sense as an insult. tacos are delicious!

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 2d

WAnon, he’s a white hat agent with W level clearance

Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Joker

Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 2d

The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming

19 1.3K 4K

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 2d

Horseshoe Theory of the PAT: if you miss right long enough, you start to miss left sometimes

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 2d

I think I’m just going to stick with Crying of Lot 49

Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Joker

the-wolves.bsky.social @the-wolves.bsky.social · 4d

Want to raise visibility about ethnic cleansers Peter Thiel and Alex Karp and their Palestinian murder machine, Palantir, by marching through Downtown Palo Alto during No Kings Day?

Well, look no further!

Sat, Oct 18th 5-6:30

www.mobilize.us/mayday/event...

@teslatakedown.com

#Palantiranny

1 13 49

Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Joker

Laprofmme @laprofmme.bsky.social · 2d

Courtesy of colleagues at Penn

A variation on Benjamin Franklin’s 1754 engraving in the Pennsylvania Gazette, published in Philadelphia, in an effort to foster cooperation among the various colonies against the tyrant king of Britain, with the American colonies replaced by the nine universities selected for special collaboration opportunities

34 840 3.9K

Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 2d

… help please I’ve been looking for a place for so long and now I’m out here in this hallway bouncing up and down trying to distract myself from how bad I need to GO PEE! MAN! what are you DOING in there, oh no. oh fuck. I feel it starting…HURRY UP oh please 🙏 gawd man I GOTTA GO..