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Matt
@bareinthewoods.bsky.social
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Sober, Dog lover, photographer, ex-LEO, voiceover guy. Semi-retired gym Daddy living my best life. My spicy side https://bsky.app/profile/bareinthewoodsalt.bsky.social Born liberal usually running my mouth, usually swearing.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · Feb 9
If you're thinking of bringing me drama on here, don't.

I don't engage, I don't reply, I block. Instantly.

You'll be in my rearview mirror before your finger is fully off the reply button.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 8h
I guess having his mommy lobby for him was an ineffective approach.....

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Desperate mom of Trump pick accused of Nazi texts ambushed Dems
President Donald Trump 's embattled nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, Paul Ingrassia has at least one dedicated ally.
www.dailymail.co.uk
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 8h
He just said it out loud how he's running the shell game to pay for that fucking monstrosity

"He said he could donate any taxpayer money or use it to help pay for a ballroom he’s building at the White House."

apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump says he'd have final say on money he seeks over past federal investigations into his conduct
President Donald Trump says the federal government owes him “a lot of money” for prior Justice Department investigations into his actions and insists that any decision on a payout would “have to go ac...
apnews.com
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 9h
Bigger than the fucking WH itself by what? 40k feet?

A ballroom.

No other function than that.

Dwarfing the actual White House.

"Obscene" doesn't begin to scratch the surface.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 10h
Think they're worried about Trump's next flight?
neorsd.org NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 10h
scariest halloween lawn display on the block.
the front yard of a gray house in the fall. on the lawn is a humorously large stack of 3 packs of “flushable” wipes
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 10h
They must be preparing for Trump's next fly over.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 10h
He was "damaged very greatly", therefore the government he runs should pay him.

He donates the loot anywhere, it needs to go to the Treasury to offset "Money spent on golfing". That'll just about break it even for this second "presidency" so far.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 10h
He's greasing the skids now for when the ICC trials start. They're all gonna need somewhere to hide.

And that's fine. We found them all before, we'll find 'em all again....
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 10h
Of note is that this is the same group that was calling it the end of the world that Bad Bunny is performing in the Superbowl....

www.rawstory.com/trump-diwali/
'Democrat in disguise?' MAGA turns on Trump for celebrating Diwali in the Oval Office
Some of President Donald Trump's MAGA supporters melted down on Tuesday after the president hosted a celebration for the Hindu holiday of Diwali at the White House. Diwali is the Hindu holiday of ligh...
www.rawstory.com
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 12h
Translation: the entirety of NY hates my breathing guts, so I better hot foot it the hell out of Dodge or I'm plant food.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 12h
So, he'll use this money on the ballroom and "no taxpayer money is being spent" it's just switching hands.

He'll pocket the donor money.

A con man's gonna con. If they're breathing, they're scheming...
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 12h
Yeah his explanation and mea culpa isn't working in the least.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah, that's just a bucket full of stupid right there isn't he?

In one article alone he "got the tattoo without his knowledge" and then he "got the tattoo while drunk."

An actual apology, $3000 bucks worth of laser tattoo removal and a GoPro documenting this and he could move on.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 13h
It's like listening to my crazy uncle Tony explain how a tomato is a fruit and God's most perfect creation.

Also when he's under medicated he thinks he's a balloon and my name is Elizabeth so there's that to add to the mix.

These two are the same.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 13h
Who is this dope with the tattoo? This is coming in my TL over and over and there's no name around. I wanna see who's this stupid.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 15h
I have a better one.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 15h
And the mystery of why I've nicknamed him Caligula the Orange is solved.

At least Caligula the First was smart enough to name a horse as his counsel.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 15h
Maybe if he didn't shake hands like he's jerking off a bull it wouldn't bother his bruises so much...

www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
'They’re ripping my hand up': Trump gripes that handshakes are hurting
President Donald Trump complained about handshakes, telling athletes visiting the White House Tuesday "they're ripping my hand up" amid ongoing reports of his health decline and questions about his br...
www.rawstory.com
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 16h
Cc this question to Tom Homan and get back to us, ok?
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 16h
1. Smokey Eye "I willingly lie to get my way" is the last fucking person that needs to be the interlocutor between two groups with itchy trigger fingers.
2. Jared is the dead last one who needs to be there.

They both have the diplomatic skills of a flying brick.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 17h
Do you think he cares?? The man literally rented Venice for his wedding.

qz.com/gateway/jeff...
Discover Jeff Bezos sold one mansion for $63 million after he and Lauren Sanchez moved to a $237 million compound
The Amazon founder and his fiancee are trading the Seattle area for Miami's “Billionaire Bunker”
qz.com
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 17h
There's even more precedence after Hitler and Mussolini were plant food.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 17h
Every monument Hitler and Mussolini was flattened with a quickness that broke speed records. Their names to this day invoke the memory of their legacies.

Once Caligula the Orange has gone to Hell, all his "improvements" need the same treatment. It's be publicly cathartic for us to level it.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 17h
He's a dimestore Christian. All pomp, all God's glory when people are looking and in the shadows he breaks the deadly sins on a regularity and all this "Porn is bad" bullshit from him is cover for his Grindr profile and a Capitol page who knows all the secrets.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 17h
"The rhetoric on Saturday". This motherfucker isn't even trying to make it believable.

Saturday: chants, signs, dance lines and people in costumes. LOTS OF THEM.

Number of arrests of protestors? Zero.
Number of arrests counterprotesting? Seven, including one hit/run and one waving a firearm.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 17h
"But I'm not gonna make the smart play and release them to prove them wrong. I'm gonna keep the government closed. I'm gonna bloviate, bullshit and bluster my way out of this and cross my little fingers that y'all forget about it already..."
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