Banthaskull
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A Baltimore Jerk, with some hot takes. Usually boring takes. Orioles, sports, gaming (Blood Bowl and war games), and mostly Baltimore stuff.
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I can’t overstate how entirely untethered to the constitution and past practice this unilateral move to repurpose funds to pay for military pay is. The commander-in-chief clause has precisely 0 bearing on the ability to expend funds. Here’s a list of authorities that do:
National Security Presidential Memorandum/NSPM-8
MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF WAR               THE DIRECTOR OF THE OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET SUBJECT:       Use of
www.whitehouse.gov
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Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 73 out of the last 85 days.

Epstein Shutdown.
I feel like I’m not gonna make it through the Seattle jays game. Love to see Seattle go up 3-0 though.
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Norms are nothing but tissue paper when there's a political faction that doesn't give a shit about them. Clinging to norms in this moment isn't just bringing a knife to a gunfight, it's wearing a clown suit while doing so
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Yep. Elias going cheap again instead of pursuing an experienced manager to light a fire under this team. Elias won't stop until he buries the #Orioles and salts the earth (while making scads of money for his bosses). #Birdland
I’m going to scream if it is another 2-1 dodgers victory.
AHAHAHAHHA. Obviously.
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Got back on the hobby horse after a step away due to life and played some warhammer kill team last night. #wargames #warhammer #paintingwarhammer
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Read this if you want to know why people in the country think Baltimore is a shithole.
This Fox article today might belong in the hall of fame of bad faith use of statistics.
The headline cites a "spike in car thefts in some Baltimore districts" and the body goes on to point out some crazy increases: 62% in Northwest! 30% in Central! Sounds like a real City in Crisis, right? A 🧵:
Fox Baltimore headline: Man's car stolen from garage amidst spike in car thefts in some Baltimore districts Recent data from the Baltimore Police Department indicates a rise in auto thefts in three of the city's nine districts over a seven-day period, with a 30% increase in the Central district, 62% in the Northwest district and 12% in the Eastern district.

Last week, five districts reported increases.
Got home from High Vis to watch the Mariners take game 1!
High Vis. (UK) At the Ottobar.
Pissed Jeans. At the Ottobar
Secret World (from Sydney, Australia) at the Ottobar!
Meanwhile Flacco is dropping bombs for the bengals. I bet “Ronnie from Dundalk” is beside himself. lol.
I know football is just a game, but with the shutdown starting to bite people’s wallets. Football is something that really helps local business. With the Ravens basically in the tank businesses that are hurting will have a tougher time drawing crowds on game days. Ooooof.
Bury this ravens season. Fire harbaugh. Let’s move forward with new staff for next season. Whatever is happening now is pure trash.
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Ravens on 1st-and-goal at the 4

Henry 3-yard rush
Mark Andrews tush push
Mark Andrews tush push
Henry -2 yard rush

Turnover on downs, halftime.
Why in the world would they not just take a field goal there. JFC…. This team is so bad. And they are playing against a team that looks like they are trying to lose.
The only ay they could get luckier is if the Browns do their job and beat the Steelers, somehow.
Feels like the Ravens could wind up with a lucky win, giving everyone hope to get back in this season…
Was a really nice day for fells point festival.