bankbryan
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There’s still a couple weeks left, but it’s going to be an uphill battle to top this

Adams Morgan, Washington, DC
October 17, 2025
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how the broke friend looks at your fries
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Just listened to some car lobby dude say transit is a "22nd century solution" bc it takes a long time to build, which is an interesting shift from the usual tactic of calling it a 19th Century solution because it was invented before cars.
a woman in a kitchen with a box of spaghetti on the table
Alt: a woman in a kitchen throws spaghetti against a wall
media.tenor.com
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I enjoyed talking to myself in a Bob Ross voice while painting the clouds, I think he would approve.
“I have not been able to find any evidence that these devices are in use. That said, with the magic of international e-commerce, there can sometimes be an extremely rapid tipping point. ‘The attack is possible but not practical’ is usually sort of a gamble with the future.”
wireless burglary
computer.rip
Yeah it’s wild that this feature still doesn’t exist. To get around it, for accounts where I only want to see original posts (and not reposts), I unfollow and then put them on a list that I separately look at sometimes, which works because lists don’t display reposts. It’s clunky but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>> I have to admit, I never imagined myself falling for a much older man. But being with a Kennedy is every woman’s dream. From starlets to… journalists ;)

>> ya. I have access to every kind of meat btw. even the “main” one your not supposed to have
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I would honestly rather read a handwritten note from my parents in which they say they regret ever adopting me
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Won’t be long now until our use of gas peaker plants is only required on rare occasions.

landartgenerator.org/blagi/archiv...
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Walked by a guy, hunky, in gym clothes, with his bro, hunky, also in gym clothes, who said, in the most SoCal accent possible, “It’s not a kind of sitch where you normally RSVP but I don’t want to be rude so I’m going to fucking RSVP” & I hope this is a new Jane Austen project.
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They say to me, Bacharach, what's your passion? And I say, without hesitation: coffering. Coffers are my passion.
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[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]
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this is just getting better and better. man.

(strategically, it's so good, the perfect rug-pull to the painfully-manufactured 'protestors are a danger to society!' narrative. my only note is, like any good costumed performer, i firmly believe we should never see the faces of the people inside)
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
“Building code changes are the result of some perceived insufficiency in existing codes. Because strong earthquakes occur relatively rarely, can cause severe damage, and building performance in them is not often well understood, a strong earthquake anywhere often results in code changes.”
How Building Codes Work in the US
Buildings must be built to the requirements of the building code, a set of laws that governs how a building must be built.
www.construction-physics.com
“This stuff gives users the ick. ‘Avoid the ick’ is not an OKR, and ‘% of users that hate navigating your settings’ does not appear on your KPI dashboard. But it still accumulates.”

@allenpike.com:
UX Entropy
Zoom’s arc from hero to hulk.
allenpike.com
Every time I scroll through mine I find several I completely forgot I’d set up. This one is so satisfying to rapidly type in a text message:
“Adopting a technology, then abandoning it later when its downsides are deemed to be too high — even if its replacement is more expensive— is a common arc of technological progression. There’s always a broader calculus at work.” 🚇
Why we stopped building cut and cover - Works in Progress Magazine
We used to dig up roads to put trains underneath – cheaply. Ever-better tunnel boring machines have made the disruption this causes unnecessary.
worksinprogress.co
“While I don’t have their politics, they were the right kinds of Democrats to win their districts. So for them to turn around and say that we don’t belong in the party—is dangerous! They can’t see what time it is.”

@bradlander.bsky.social via @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social:
Brad Lander Wants New York City to Resist
The NYC Comptroller talks ICE, Trump, Zohran, and Brooklyn.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
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I’m gonna say something controversial: I actually don’t think chickpea anxiety is real