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Big Bad Booty Daddy

@bamaslymm.blacksky.app

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BlackBeard of BlackSky @SlymmSupreme on X First off, Fuck you. Sr. Data Engineer #BlackTech #GiddyUp, #RollTide, #ForTheA, & #FireTheCannons @UGStreaming on X for movies & TV

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · Apr 14

🧵 on what makes me different from other streaming services and pirates:

I started this service during the pandemic, when Netflix first raised the price when everyone was home but I've been doing this since about 2012.

I've kinda perfected the process so it's seamless.

You want it, I'll get it.

Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · Dec 10

If you didn't know, I run one of the largest Plex libraries on the planet. We're up to 10k+ movies, 1k kid movies, & 600+ shows from all over.

Rebuilding the bot and website for updates.

DM me for details $10/month

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Jay @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 10h

Good reminder, from a fellow lawyer whose advice I trust. #ICE

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 5h

He really did. They did a great job helping him.

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 5h

Rodney was 29.

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Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 5h

Wouldn't even matter, my work is done here.

Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 6h

Fellas, you go to the doctor. He tells you that you have a micropenis.

What's your next move???

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Last Of The Elder Gods @4meshewill.bsky.social · 5h

Tell him “your momma love it tho”

Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 6h

Fellas, you go to the doctor. He tells you that you have a micropenis.

What's your next move???

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 5h

TRIB??? You said that man can TRIB.

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 5h

Shit, me too.

ALMA SUONO BA.,CNS. @almasuono.bsky.social · 5h

I love this pic dawg

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Ms Staceroo if you're nasty @staceroo.bsky.social · 5h

The history books are gonna be bonkers if we make it out of this timeline's sludge

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19h

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 5h

I need a 2nd opinion cuz WUT CHU MEAN

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 5h

Nah, I watched it, but I don't think I'd have the nerve to go thru with it.

Like too much feels like it can go wrong then I'll be left wit no dick like Elon.

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 5h

Just got blocked and I'm 100% sure it's because of the micropenis post. 🤣

Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 5h

He said it was 2 and a half inches, ROCK HARD. I think he knew but he thought he still had another growth spurt then he hit his 20s and thats it

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Princey. @princey5ive.blacksky.app · 5h

oh that’s easy

i’m walking out of that office to begin my new life dating white women.

Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 6h

Fellas, you go to the doctor. He tells you that you have a micropenis.

What's your next move???

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Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 5h

Never going back to that dentist.

Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 6h

Fellas, you go to the doctor. He tells you that you have a micropenis.

What's your next move???

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 5h

1. This is terrifying

2. You think this is the surgery that fucked up Elon shit???

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Bad Bitches Love Nujabes @play-on-verbs.blacksky.app · 6h

if I look down and see the same one I been looking at for 33 years, I’m gonna assume the rest of the world is concealing them big ass tower fans

Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 5h

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Marcus Sniffles @marcussniffles.bsky.social · 6h

Click BOOM

Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 6h

Fellas, you go to the doctor. He tells you that you have a micropenis.

What's your next move???

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⛈Reyn🌧 @reynxxvibes.bsky.social · 6h

Vow to become the wushu master of the finger and tongue style 😤…..but this gon be my face leaving the office 😔

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 6h

Don't ask me cuz IDK. I would figure you would, but I think he thought it would grow eventually so.....

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The Bean Goblin 👹 @oniwar.bsky.social · 6h

Head to Brazil to get a BDL

Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 6h

Fellas, you go to the doctor. He tells you that you have a micropenis.

What's your next move???

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 6h

toss that mf in the taffy puller

i know @vjlonir.bsky.social got the connect

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 6h

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