Christine Kelley
@ballardiangorse.bsky.social
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Writer from Harper’s Ferry. TV news producer in Rochester NY. Words at Eruditorum Press. Sportsy Southern futch. Nats fan. Has friends everywhere. Opinions my own. She/Her.
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ballardiangorse.bsky.social
Seems like an appropriate time to quote my interview with penguin researcher Heather Lynch:
“Penguins are extremely strong,” Lynch said. “A penguin is like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s thigh. It’s a tube of muscle that’s attached to these wings with very sharp edges. It’s like getting beaten to death by an oar.”
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robinjames.bsky.social
Personalized media kills the one thing that's actually powerful about experiencing art: sharing that experience with other people.

This is Thatcher's "there is no such thing as society" dressed up in dragons and pinups.
ballardiangorse.bsky.social
Hilariously mean.
atrupar.com
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
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marisakabas.bsky.social
maybe this will help some realize that you don’t need access to cover the government effectively. in fact, it’s actually better.
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pahuski.com
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”
ballardiangorse.bsky.social
The Passion of the Christ is the most politically radical blockbuster ever made.
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
As my friend Sama'a prepares for the long, hard journey of rebuilding the life war stole from her, she needs all the help we can give

gofund.me/db56c7ce3
ballardiangorse.bsky.social
Sergio Leone. Brought together Italian and American cinema in five awesome movies.
katelynburns.com
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
ballardiangorse.bsky.social
I don’t do nihilism, but man, optimism about the world feels delusional right now.
ballardiangorse.bsky.social
I think they’re worse. At least Disney adults occasionally watch other things and don’t tell you that The Black Cauldron is the apex of mature storytelling.
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jamellebouie.net
Hi Sally. When Weiss published a supposed expose on the death of George Floyd, a veteran criminal justice reporter showed in deep detail that the piece was not just wrong but filled with falsehoods and misrepresentations. Weiss did not retract the piece. What do you think of that?
sallyjenx.bsky.social
This is really smart. Amazed at the hysteria over the ascendance of a woman entrepreneur who clearly knows how to cover and sell news and who's not afraid to take on a mob. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
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victorerikray.bsky.social
Attacks on the federal workforce are also attacks on Black workers, who are overrepresented in the public sector.

Black unemployment is 7.5%. I'm reminded of Coates' observation that Black Americans regularly experience conditions that would be considered a crisis if whites faced them.
Black Unemployment Is Surging Again. This Time Is Different.
www.nytimes.com
ballardiangorse.bsky.social
Watching the classic Doctor Who story Inferno with @janet-tzara.neocities.org.

Episode 6 ends with the apocalypse, a mass of explosions and lava.

Janet: 🎶 We’ll meet again / Don’t know where, don’t know when 🎶
ballardiangorse.bsky.social
It was nice of you to take me down there yourself.
ballardiangorse.bsky.social
The daughter you didn’t raise was a precocious young child.
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs". There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
Diane Keaton was so good on THE YOUNG POPE that I still regularly think of her standing in the bamboo grove beside Silvio Orlando, or her sudden terror in running from him when he professes his love. Rest in peace to one of the greats.
ballardiangorse.bsky.social
I have never heard this kid say a word.