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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 7h

What’s your favourite Lee Zeldin album? Mine is Lee Zeldin IV.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 8h

EPA Commissioner Lee Zeldin announces his agency is launching a major investigation into the right-wing conspiracies about chemtrails and weather manipulation to get to the bottom of it.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 1d

Can’t believe they sacked Mike Graham before we’d heard the findings from his top Cyber Security Team’s report.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 1d

Yeah, it's always annoyed me because it's just annoying but now it's annoying because it's annoying AND small.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 1d

“Grab Bag” crisps are now just the size of the old normal sized bags of crisps. What is the actual point anymore? We can’t go on with this madness.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 2d

I think I discovered that last year and it is indeed delicious!

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 2d

No such luxuries, unfortunately. I was just pushing them one by one into my pie hole.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 2d

I've been quite the little piggy with the mince pies this afternoon, let me tell you.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 2d

I once saw George Harrison's face in a tree on LSD.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 2d

Were you just staring at your hands and listening to the 13th Floor Elevators?

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 2d

I couldn't think of one.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 2d

Yes, I'd love that. Thank you.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 2d

James is doing "why did you give up being vegan/vegetarian?". You should call in. 0345 6060973

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 2d

About the fireworks or the boxer?

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 2d

Haven't you got a retired boxer to be psychologically manipulating?

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 3d

Ha ha ha! X

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 3d

What I love best about Diwali are the fireworks for about 5 hours a night for about 3 months.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 3d

It was sarcasm! Sorry!

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 3d

What more do you people want? Blood? Andrew has already agreed to stop referring to himself as a Knight of The Most Noble Order of the Garter, IS THAT NOT ENOUGH?

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 3d

Just found out that Norman from Teenage Fanclub and Mike Mills from REM are touring with Jody from Big Star/Golden Smog as "The Big Star Quintet" and a leeeeeeeetle bit of wee wee just came out.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 3d

@mrjamesob.bsky.social The shop next door to us was a really lovely Polish deli and the owner went home about 2 weeks after the Brexit vote. She was heartbroken and took it incredibly personally. It was horrible.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 3d

Sounds quite two-tiery.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 3d

Spoiler alert: we really do have “two tier policing“ in this country and it’s about to kick in right about now.

Newspaper article stating that police are looking into claims that Prince Andrew may have done naughty naughty things.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 5d

He’ll always be Prince Andrew, His Royal Highness The Duke of York, Earl of Inverness in Scotland and Baron Killyleagh in Northern Ireland and Royal Knight Companion of the Order of the Garter to me.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 7d

@mrjamesob.bsky.social It's mad to think that the Queen had three sons, and one was best mates with America's most infamous paedophile and another one was best mates with the UK's most infamous paedophile. What are the odds?!

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · Oct 27

Here is a v sharable and relatable poem that I wrote about how Thing Were Better In The Old Days

Sceenshot of a poem. It reads

You kids today, with 'net and games I fought in World War 2 You're not content with airfix planes, I fought in World War 2 In my day (nineteen ninety three), We didn't have what's yours Things were simpler, much less woke, I fought in both World Wars. School lunches, Oh! Pink custard too, Four channels on TV Not like the iphones you have now, Was simpler then, you see? "Image Macros" were all the rage, There was no twitch tv I fought in World War 2, respect The man who's forty three