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Decorated Jabari Warrior
@badapple17.blacksky.app
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Father • Gamer • Chef • Single Malt Scotch Connoisseur • Writer I joke, but I do not play. Twitch Bad_apple_5oh
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 11h
"Fat Satan" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 16h
NEW: Fat Satan signs an executive order strictly prohibiting photographs or videos that reveal his mangina.
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 11h
Her: You want to make me breakfast

Me: Say less
2 plates with Cinnamon swirl bread French toast with strawberries and blueberries. Homemade strawberry sauce. Scrambled eggs with cheese. Sausage.
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day. Let's also give credit to the African Explorers who crossed the ocean decades before. Said hello, Taught some things. Learned some things. Then left. End of story.
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
One day a year, Mac and Cheese exposes the family dynamic and hierarchy in Black homes.

I'm speaking to the Aunties who were told to bring the drinks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
"LIL Mike, you can't let the Epstein files be released or we will have to tell your wife how conversion camp didn't work."
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
Tomorrow neither.
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
I agree with 5th place because waffle house fights generally start inside and devolve into screaming, running and shooting in the parking lot. 😁
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
Good morning 😁
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
The way I love Mac and Cheese I had to stop that. Heating up Mac and Cheese for breakfast is not good. Delicious. But not good.
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
In an effort to avoid big backness, I'm working on only making enough to bake in a ramekin.
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
After an exhaustive Google search I'm just above 16 stone.
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 😘♥️🎊🎉🎂
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
When does the eating of the rich begin?
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
Who else indulges when they can't sleep.
😡 1 mistake. Just over 20 minutes. I can do better.
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
I will try to hold the spot open for you. But no guarantees 😁
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
I thought you was somethin !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
You've got the job. Welcome to the team. See you tomorrow. Is 10pm ok?
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
I didn't know why sleep doesn't like me. Like nigga, what did I do? I even went to bed early ole raggedy ma'fugga.
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 1d
I Did. He enjoyed it until he didn't. It was a Daddy Ball school and if you weren't part of the "in crowd" your kid got no play time.
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Maybe:…… @getthebagcoach.bsky.social · 2d
Will yall let your kids play football or nah?
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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 2d
Spun up some shrimp fried rice.

#blacksky #chef #dinner
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