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Alyssa Returns

@astralexistence.bsky.social

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she/her, 22, baeddel, sapphic transsexual, extremely mentally ill I deleted my old account but I had the same handle as I do now

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Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 8d

Hi it’s me Alyssa I’m sorta back idk I’m trying to find all my moots and friends again lol

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Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 1h

inhalants are the best

Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 2h

Do Bolthouse Farms drinks have too much lead?

Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 2h

This is subskeeting a particular person btw

Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 2h

Sometimes I think about making an alt to post the shit takes I’m too much of a coward to post on main and then I’m like actually that’s fucking lame either post them on main or don’t post at all

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Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 2h

lol I’m probably literally brain rotted end me

Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 2h

Gonna plug Love Lies Bleeding here

Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 3h

I did that today

Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 3h

I once pointed out that the “cissexual is a slur” thing wasn’t that different from Elon Musk saying “cis is a slur” and it did *not* go well

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spooky sara 🎃 @sarasoci.al · 5h

“the myth of consensual sex” meme edited to be about the word “transsexual.”

the top text reads “THE MYTH OF “CONSENSUAL TRANSSEXUALITY””

a man and a woman, each labeled “transsexual,” are cuddling together and smiling. the man says “i’m transsexual”. the woman says “i’m transsexual”. to their side is anthony fantano, bald divorced music critic wearing a red flannel. he has been labeled “cissexual”. he is saying: “that’s a slur!”

the bottom text reads: “ISN’T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK?”

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Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 3h

tfw you’re queer and like going to bars but don’t like EDM

Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 3h

I wish this city had a chill bar I could unwind at that wasn’t run by TERF's

Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 3h

For legal reasons this is a joke as I’m monogamous, but in all seriousness calling SRS “bourgeoise” is absolute transmisogynistic horseshit that somehow works as both “I’ve got mine” bullshit (like in Ari's case) and tenderqueer “not transitioning is more revolutionary“ garbage

Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 3h

I don’t aim to have a bourgeoise “designer pussy.” I aim to have a communally owned pussy for everyone to use.

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 6h

In time the capitalist designer pussy will collapse under its own contradictions and open the way to a renewed, worker-operated pussy

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Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 3h

I agree with Ari Drennen's take about getting shit for having “problematic friends” in a vacuum but it’s really hilarious that she posted that while in the middle of a crashout calling other trans women “bourgeoise”

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𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖝 𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖆 @infernatrixsophia.bsky.social · 5h

Broke: Women are bourgeois
Woke: Trans Women are bourgeois (ironic)
Bespoke: Trans Women constitute the spiritually aristocratic among us.

SisScarletRed @sisscarletred.bsky.social · Oct 16

"are women bourgeois" is funny until you have to suffer through everybody being dead serious about "trans women are bourgeois"

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Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 3h

I remember a while back during some of the cissexual discourse when people would point to me being friends with you as a reason why I was a “bad person“ in their eyes 😭

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Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 3h

A while back a tenderqueer posted really similar sexfic about me ugh

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 9h

Transness is not bourgeois. This is a wedge idea dreamed up by some gleefully amoral think tank lobotomite to split trans people and make us fight each other. That we relay on modern medicine doesn't make us any more bourgeois than someone who needs antidepressants or cleft palate repair.

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Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 3h

Teach your daughters how to cut dicks off

Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 5h

Struggling with how I feel about writing again

Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah, I once had that same visceral feeling before I started HRT, but my response rather than to harass was to do some self-introspection (and it was part of what led me to actually starting HRT even)

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Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 8h

This city isn’t very introvert-friendly

Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 8h

They act like getting called cissexual is the same as losing access to HRT and as if getting mistaken for a trans woman is the same as dealing with what we deal with every day, and then have the gall to act like we have power over them for pointing this shit out

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Alyssa Returns @astralexistence.bsky.social · 9h

Queen Disco posting through it is hilarious