Ashley Hynes
@ashleyhynes.bsky.social
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She/Her- Trans woman- Lesbian- subway conductor- theme park nerd- Marvel fanatic- lover of poofy ball gowns.
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Trump supporters “Biden ruined the economy!!!”

Also Trump supports “the economy isn’t failing right now, it’s only back down to where it was last year”

Yeah… last year, under Biden, who you claim ruined the economy, despite that being an obvious lie, but whatever…
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Sadly, that has become that much more common a behavior. Hell, even I’ve got someone on my case and I’m even more a nobody.

If you’re reading this, Dan, hello, you absolutely contemptuous excuse for a human being…
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Kaylyn’s stalker’s newest account. Trying to tattle to Stephen King on her critical opinion of something he wrote four decades ago…
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Here we go again…

Fucker comes back like clockwork…
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
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You’re a strong bun.

I believe in you.
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I really just once a reporter would reply “oh are you gonna cry about it”
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Trump: "I don't take questions from ABC fake news after what you did with Stephanopoulos to the vice president of the United States."
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If you were the last Gen X baby, at least according to the census bureau, you were a sophomore in high school in 1990.

Typical “90s kids” are Millennials/Gen-Y
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Sometimes it’s better to just leave the darn thing running in the background if your machine can handle it.
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Every time I see a friend starting a game multiple times in a row on steam this meme comes to mind
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Me thinks our new friend there doesn’t actually know what a “Gen-X” even is…
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Speaking of AIs… fuck off bot…
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They gave me a brand new digital radio for work…

No instruction manual…

The operating software things it’s 1999…

Let’s see how this works out.
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Tomorrow about a third of Perseverance rover staff will be laid off, despite the mission being the penultimate step in a decades long effort to bring samples back from mars.

Reckless, needless budget cuts intended to hinder the pursuit of knowledge.
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Those examples are kinda also hard to call robots, especially the second one… but whatever makes you happy.
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I mean… I would describe him as an artificial intelligence, yes… but robot…? Yeah, I don’t think he counts.
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Transphobes will insist it’s still a Pizza Hut…
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This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭
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Trump keeps praising dictatorships. He wants one of his own.
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Trump in Egypt: "This country is doing very well. It has good leadership. It's nice when you say, 'How is your crime situation?' and they don't even know what you're talking about. Because if he has crime he puts it out very quickly. Some people think that's not nice, but I think it's great."
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Be like if Ohio made July 20th a day all about being from Ohio since that’s the date of the moon landing and Neil Armstrong was an Ohioan. (Minus the enslavement and the raping and stealing)

And yes, I have been to a Columbus Day party thrown by my cousin’s husband, celebrating all things Italian