Kyle Rayner
@artistgreenlantern.bsky.social
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"𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝘣𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰. 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘹 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸." - #DCRP + #MVRP. PENNED BY JOKERUSSY LOVER ❤.
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Post-patrol cookies....
No. I won’t get the post-patrol cookies if I break my streak of not shooting other heroes. And killing people.
What motivates you to not shoot me? My handsome face?
What motivates you to not shoot me? My handsome face?
With enough motivation.. I can do a lot of the shit I hate doing.

Like not shooting you when you piss me off, for example.
You wouldn't. You hate talking to people.
You wouldn't. You hate talking to people.
You do that shit, and I’m having a nice long chat with myself about your yearning issues.
I'm telling Roy you like taking it up the ass by red heads.
I'm telling Roy you like taking it up the ass by red heads.
No, no. You just ruined it for me. Think I’d rather stand here and watch you wallow about your feelings.
Do it fast. Before I change my mind.
Do it fast. Before I change my mind.
You know, it really kills all the fun in it when someone 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘴 me to shoot them.
...I'm not wearing the ring, you know.

Just take your gun and shoot me already.
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...I'm not wearing the ring, you know.

Just take your gun and shoot me already.
Oh, you want to make sure those gifts to him come all from you? Your effort? Real sweet, Kyle.

And not helping your case
OBVIOUSLY not. I'm not buying him shit with OTHERS' money...

...with his OWN money? Since you're-

Anyway. I'm just trying to get you to SHUT UP.
[Hugging back!]

Okay, what kind of cake we talking about?
((Now I need Kon and Dick to interact.

After this. I want to see it play out.
((I CANT STOP LAUGHING JDJDJDJ
((THIS IS KILLINGGGG ME
A brief pause — turning back towards his brother ... he was rubbing at his eyes while frantically erasing footage from his computer.

"Jason..."

"Have you ever been in love—?"

A strange lead into the conversation, though Dick seemed pale.
Barging in, mid-rant before he even got through the door.

“—n you 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 that fucker, who THROWS FIRE at pe— people..”

Momentum lost, staring.

“.. Dick?”
OBVIOUSLY not. I'm not buying him shit with OTHERS' money...

...with his OWN money? Since you're-

Anyway. I'm just trying to get you to SHUT UP.
The hell you need cash for? Getting him a present?
That isn't helpful.

I need cash.
That isn't helpful.

I need cash.
Get you to quit denying your big ole crush on that other Jason?
Helpful, huh? And what are you going to do to be helpful?
Oh, give it here, little dude.
Kyle, I don’t hig you as often as I should.
Oh, no, I meant Ceiling South.

But I'll buy you cake if you want.
Helpful, huh? And what are you going to do to be helpful?
No— No. Tim’s nosy. I’m helpful
Ah. So, you're nosy. That it?
Now, aren't you a smooth talker? And so handsome, too...such a pretty face you have, Mr. South.
((No one would ever believe you
Anyway.

"-CRY. TODAY I FEEL LIKE WATCHIN'-"

Breaking off with a snort. He WAS watching. The entire city, in fact.

"SO LET THEM WALK ON BYYY, YEAH!"
Music taste unmatched.

Thank you, thank you. No need to bow.
💭: Phew! That was close. No biggie.