Arctic Velocipedist
@arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
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Personal Assistant to Revna the Diva Dog. Alaskan, woodsman, wanderer, graphic artist, photographer, and Sasquatch seeker. Used to jump out of planes & do stuff. Leader of Velocipedist Laboratories. Now with all the not fun parts of Deadpool.
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arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
You so know I’m making these guys.
Knit robots
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
They are calling immigration officers “Homeland Defenders.”

The fear-driven heroic fascist language so popular with conservatives should be enough to keep them away from any positions of power alone, since we don’t seem to care about the fascism, criminality, and complete lack of working ideas.
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
This is where we have to get our “Alaska” On.

The people from DHS mostly have absolutely no clue about life in bush Alaska. The people in bush Alaska will not have easy access to paperwork or help, some speak traditional languages first, and then there is “bush time”.

Look for ways to help Alaska
richthompsonak.bsky.social
State of Alaska DHS&EM ...

The Alaska Division of Homeland Security and Emergency Management will be accepting applications for the State Individual Assistance and Temporary Housing programs for survivors with damages or emergency expenses...

ready.alaska.gov/Recovery/IA
DHS&EM | Individual Assistance
ready.alaska.gov
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
All that, and the nearest anything is 48 hours away if an emergency, should the weather be absolutely perfect, and the one plane we have that can go there with the pilot who knows how to fly it is available.

Bush Alaska is a wonderful place, but it has unbreakable rules and is not a place for many.
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
I have no idea why Revna chased the kid.

(Actually looking for hat projects to knot. Shaved my head last night, but really wear stocking caps all the time anyway).
Sheep hat and jumper.
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
Shined Patent Leather Dress Birkenstocks, for the Groovy Army.
Patent leather black Birkenstocks.
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
This article, if one reads all the blatant bullshit these trumpers do to avoid honest work, get around the law, promote themselves, and get their own way. Its utterly ridiculous. Nothing but criminals with the mentality of spoiled children.
atrupar.com
New in PN: The 1,287,923 defects in the Comey case ... so far

"Dismissal is probably the best result for the government, since it would spare the DOJ having its dirty laundry aired in court before getting spanked for having brought such a garbage case. But even so, it'd be very, very funny."
The 1,287,923 defects in the Comey case ... so far
Welcome to the Rocket Docket, Lindsey Halligan!
www.publicnotice.co
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
How are these two people even real?
atrupar.com
New in PN: The 1,287,923 defects in the Comey case ... so far

"Dismissal is probably the best result for the government, since it would spare the DOJ having its dirty laundry aired in court before getting spanked for having brought such a garbage case. But even so, it'd be very, very funny."
The 1,287,923 defects in the Comey case ... so far
Welcome to the Rocket Docket, Lindsey Halligan!
www.publicnotice.co
Reposted by Arctic Velocipedist
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
Of course. These people are conservatives. They never once accepted the idea of no royalty. They want to he that royalty.
atrupar.com
Scalise refers to No Kings as the "Hate America Rally"
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
Unidentified, overweight, masked and armed men with poor personal hygiene and no muzzle or temper control in mismatched uniforms from the Amazon “I was drafted into Special Forces” and “J6 insurrectionist” sections wearing a proud boy patch who just did some keystone cops shit? Yeah. We fighting.
joycewhitevance.bsky.social
If men with guns and masks tried to pull me out of my car, I'd fight back. Courts should reject any claims by the government that this is aggression by the person being detained, resisting arrest, or that they're a flight risk.
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
“Hi Every Human Who Used to Get Meaningful Work on Our Freelance Site, which we’ve turned into a tech-bro AI utopia”

“Which brings me to point of my message.”

“Since you can no longer get freelance work on our site, we are offering you !!$16.00!! an hour to fix all our AI responses! Plenty of work
two men sitting at a table with the words tech bro vision written on the bottom
ALT: two men sitting at a table with the words tech bro vision written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
If people would have just enforced the law, that would have been a no-brainer. But no. There was no “bipartisanship” in it or something.
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
I totally dig book binding, and use a couple different methods for one-off and special presentations for work. Low investment, big reward there for me.

You are always welcome to takeover my studio and go wild if you find yourself with time on your hands in ANC. It’s like four rooms of art toys.
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
This shit just wrong. Wrong as can be, and ICE, our legislators, the USSC, this admin, and conservatives everywhere seem to think it’s a cute “git dem libs” joke.
danskinnerart.bsky.social
When the time comes....and IT WILL COME... we show them no mercy...they have shown NONE to others..
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
Everything that comes out of the little lickspittle’s mouth, his every action, just stupid and repulsive.
mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
I see that this small-minded puritanical pixie is laser-focused on getting the government reopened and the troops paid.
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
Debating selling most, if not all of my large format kit. I love doing it, but might be best if I leave it to others going forward (bummer). Thinking about maybe replacing with a Leica M3 and some good glass. Small rangefinder will be more usable at least, and let me keep playing with light. 🤷‍♂️
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
Kind of considering putting together a few film photography classes. Either Skillshare, or something mainly online with one-on-one sessions, either virtually online, or in person if local.

General film, large format, theory, developing, scanning, post-processing, storing negatives. Lots to pass on.
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
Looking for tricks to remove a metric shitton of hair from my sweaters. The ads are AI of RFK Jr. slapped on a 0% body fat piece of burned bacon with all the bulging muscles and some variation of “how to build muscle mass and fitness past 50.”

Conservatism seems to be freakishly autohomoerrotic.
a man in a suit and tie is saying nobody touches my white thing but me .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying nobody touches my white thing but me .
media.tenor.com
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
All my equipment and supplies for creating art and designs… and I do it all, from market research and concepts, to photos and illustration, to final conceptual printing, binding and packaging. I basically provide “work” with a four room, fully-stocked design studio. 🤷‍♂️🤣
arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
We have to quit acting surprised over this. Everyone has known the conservative grift network is full of, and caters to the worst people imaginable since Ronnie’s first “Willie Horton”

We spent so much time trying to find the one good conservative, we failed to notice it’s just straight up fascism
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...