Author | Lightnews

Reposted by David Baumiller

✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay · 2h

breaking news: the statue of liberty just got her titties out

Reposted by David Baumiller

Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 7h

if you listened to Blue Monday by New Order as a child how are things going now after you transitioned into a beautiful woman

8 7 62

Reposted by David Baumiller

Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 2d

My favorite running comedy bit is whenever CBS knows it has additional viewers for a live sporting event they run a bunch of promos for clearly fake shows just to screw with them

13 9 130

David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 2d

If you like puzzle games: download Blue Prince immediately. It will absolutely suck you in and make the bad world go away for a bit.

1

David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 5d

The video game cover for A Boy and His Blob for the NES

1 1

David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 5d

SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 6d

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

(If I'm wrong, I'll go even more niche, but these two games filled so much of my free time during almost all of high school and I LOVE THEM.)

1 1

Reposted by David Baumiller

Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 6d

i know in my heart deep down that alexander the great would've loved injecting estrogen weekly while on her campaigns

12 29 220

Reposted by David Baumiller

Rick City @rickcity.bsky.social · 6d

Speaking of which, did Tucker ever get to fuck that M&M?

1 1 5

Reposted by David Baumiller

Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 7d

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

42 1.1K 5.5K

David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 8d

For my synesthesia friends, are both of these purple? Because I feel like they're both purple.

David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 8d

November and Thursday are the same thing

1

David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 8d

November and Thursday are the same thing

1

David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 9d

Tom Waits.

2

Reposted by David Baumiller

Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · Jul 14

Boromir: The fellowship should pivot to ring

2 12 100

David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 11d

Why's it called a minigun? I've seem some other guns before. I assure you, this isn't one of the mini ones.

1

David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 12d

My mom while I was playing my Sega CD in 1992: Turn off your Nintendos and come down to dinner

3

Reposted by David Baumiller

FreeCandy 🦃 @freecandy.bsky.social · 12d

ICE spotted in Lawrenceville this am. Alert a friend if needed.

1 1

David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 12d

This is my first impression of you and I 100% love it immediate follow

Reposted by David Baumiller

Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 12d

I hope this email never finds you. I hope you’re free.

5 81 360

David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 12d

Getting $500K just once, even before taxes, would fix just about every problem I currently have and give me a wide open future.

Some people seem to think that having 1,000,000x more than that is still not enough.

1

David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 22d

Unsolicited pick pic

3

Reposted by David Baumiller

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 26d

76 2.5K 12K

David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 26d

@jmarshpgh.bsky.social I feel like that Brunicke tally deserves an old school "Should I snipe?"

1

David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 27d

The Internet is dead. Long live the AInternet.

David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 27d

And they don't waste any time with people being skeptical. Even the Dad is immediately On Board with getting the kooky people in to do ghost hunting shit.

9

Reposted by David Baumiller

Rick City @rickcity.bsky.social · 28d

6 hr. ago

r/penguins

Relative_Quiet

Crosby

Join

We need to bring back some version of the Pensblog.

Discussion

As the dawn of a new season is upon us, I've always remembered the days when me and friends use to read Gamedays for the Pensblog every game. Now that this new season is upon us, I really wish we had something that was just fanbase website with funny memes and jokes along with good breakdowns. Do you know of anything remotely close to Pensblog?

7 1 20