Anwyn
@anwyn.bsky.social
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Short, queer, foul mouthed, obsessed with movies and music, elder emo/goth auntie energy. If you recognise my header image we need to be friends! Also at @femmecraft.bsky.social, talking about my handmade badges and jewellery: www.femmecraft.com
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They want girls with asses, but then do not make the pants for girls with asses
Jfc I'm so desperate for something to organise to work out this nervous "about to move" energy I just lost an hour combing through my emotional support internet tabs and managed to close a few.
Sometimes I'm jealous of the ease with which the younger generations engage with new technology, but then I think about the privacy they never had to be messy, awful kids that I took for granted growing up, and I am SO grateful to be the age I am.
Beyond the AI identity theft issues, I can't imagine getting online as a young adult and discovering that thousands of strangers have photos of you as a toddler, or have your middle school dance pictures on their phones. Like. I don't know how you recover trust after that.
I've been so wrapped up in moving I haven't even come up with a Halloween costume yet, so any interesting suggestions are welcome! (keep in mind it's quite warm in my corner of the world atm)
Second last day at the old place before moving, and I made good progress! My partner helped me get some boxes of books to the second-hand book store, and pretty much everything that I won't need tomorrow is in a box. I'm SO ready to just DO THIS!
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So I guess sex work is only ok if just tech oligarchs are profiting off it and not marginalized women or minorities who depend on it to survive?
Jfc, PEOPLE! Why do they gotta be like this?
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A million years ago, my final year English teacher took a disliking to me and marked me down for using profanity in a short story about someone being mugged.
Still so mad at the clear injustice!
What meaningless thing/experience are you still mad about? Like it should not matter at all, DOES not matter at all. But you’re still MAD.

And how long has it been?

I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.

I’m still FURIOUS.
Oh wow, for real? These three are the only ones I have, so I'd love to complete the set! Feel free to DM me, and maybe we can work out a deal!
Uuuuugh, I hate that growing feeling of spinning an overwhelming number of plates that always hits just before moving day! Just gotta keep chipping away at my to-do list and not let it paralyse me.
I know, right? I'm not really sure how long I've had these stashed, but it's been a hot minute! I think I'm going to have to frame some up properly.
Oh my heart! That's DELIGHTFUL!
As an artist who is eternally delighted by left field, incredibly niche custom requests, this really tickles me.
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Magic Cooking Wands ~ A request was made by someone participating in a LARP for a 'magic wand' that was holsterable and could double as a spoon (to stir chocolate).

The second spoon (first effort) is charred Oak found on the road. The first spoon is Jackfruit wood with ebony claw.
Today was periodically quite stressful, but also an awful lot of people were quite nice to me today, so it kind of balances out. Among other kinds things, the nice salesperson at the bottle shop slipped me two free cans of premix vodka lemonade because their sell by date is tomorrow!
On my way home from the other side of the city, my phone touch screen decided to crash, and shortly after I realised I'd left my house keys at my point of origin. ACK! Thankfully my real estate agent is close to my house and was happy to lend me a spare set, and my phone seems to be fine after reset
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found exactly the one use of “evil recoils in the presence of Christ” I am willing to sign off on, HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Father Larry did not come here to fuck around
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
Isn't he just? I'm even washing the sheets his cat vomited on.
I ventured out into the heat to pick up drinks and snacks so everything would be nice when my partner gets home, and despite how much I love him, I have some serious regrets 🫠
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Hey all, I just put my shop on sale. Everything is 15% off and most stuff is free shipping. Now till Tuesday. Please share with your friends. It ain’t easy being an artist these days. Happy Fall y’all!
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A light up ceramic cactus. A crystal necklace with three crystals and a silver chain. A ceramic incense burner in the shape of a heart with birds and the phases of the moon. A necklace with a hemp cord and a ceramic pendant with a tree.
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I think execs misunderstood when people were saying that Jared Leto lures in teens.
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
It was on the bottom of the safe one upon a time, but I haven't had the code in three or four moves, so it's long gone by now.
I rewatched The Marvels tonight for the first time since seeing it in cinemas, and you know what? I still think it's really really fun, despite the extremely patchy world building and truck sized plot holes. Every time the Marvels are all on screen, I just want to cheer like Kamala.