One Who Walks Among the Dead
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Show me the Champion of Light, and I'll show you the Herald of Darkness.
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It's both depressing and funny Trump still doesn't realize that foreign leaders are treating him like a toddler easily manipulated by flattery. He still wags his tail like a puppy getting his belly rubbed every time.
Imagine thinking Putin’s approval is the measure of American diplomacy.
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In our non-DEI meritocracy, Larry Ellison's son bought CBS so that Bari Weiss could then put her sister on air.
UPDATE: Per our scoop last night, Suzy Weiss, sister of Bari, did indeed appear on CBS this morning to talk about her recent article in The Free Press.

Second Free Press writer on CBS this week.

Read more on staff concerns on The Free Press's presence inside the newsroom:
zeteo.com/p/inside-bar...
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"If you want to see true patriotism this June 14, turn away from Trump’s propagandistic spectacle and look instead to those responding across the country with a loud, proud chant of 'No Kings!'" From the summer: www.thebulwark.com/p/no-kings-t...
No Kings: Stand Against Trump’s Un-American Birthday Bash
He claims it’s about the Army, but it’s really about him.
www.thebulwark.com
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This makes sense coming from the guy whose son monitors his porn consumption
U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
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people who can calculate percentages will someday be looked at like this. by someday, i mean this tuesday
Some say it's illegal to indiscriminately murder foreign nationals, but like, what do they know anyway, huh?
i’m so sick of this cowardly use of language.
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Fox News did an entire segment last night of feigned indignation that Kamala Harris said "fuck." last night!
Q: What could Maduro do?

TRUMP: He's offered everything. You know why? Because he doesn't want to fuck around with the United States
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Damn. He really was a comedian wasn't he. That just made me scream
Q: Are you interested in a Putin-Trump tunnel to connect Russia and Alaska?

TRUMP: I just heard about it. A tunnel from Russia to Alaska. That's an interesting one. We'll have to think about it. This came up yesterday. What do you think about that, Mr President?

ZELENSKYY: I'm not happy about this
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I never again want to hear House Republicans disparage people they claim are too lazy to work
It's official: Speaker Johnson just cancelled all votes in the House next week.

The next scheduled voting day is 10/27; the last time the House was in session was 9/19.
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"I don't know who she is" - he's bombing citizens of her country and threatening war there
Trump: "Every time I solve one they say, 'If you solve the next one you're gonna get the Nobel Prize.' I didn't get the Nobel Prize. Somebody got it who's a very nice woman. I don't know who she is but she was very generous."
It's true. The United States has never before been at war.
Trump: "To the best of my knowledge we've never had a president that solved one war."
He's saying this because he was president during COVID-19 outbreaks and actually got something like 250,000 people killed.
Trump: "In the meantime I have to run the USA, but I love solving wars. You know why? I like stopping people from being killed. And I've saved millions and millions of lives."
Love all of these interviews that are like "We asked a man whose business is Super AI for Solving All Problems and he says that people are dumb for not buying AI products, which you can do at his store Super AI for Solving All Problems"
My theory is that effective comedy, contrary to what conservatives think, actually requires a high degree of empathy, the thing they don't have.

Because in order for comedy to work, you have to "know your audience", a thing that's difficult if you don't give a fuck about your audience.
Hot take: more bands should do concept albums
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the whole point of mass protest is to demonstrate overwhelming opposition to the political direction, at a scale that can't be cracked down on

dress comfortably and stay away from anyone inciting violence, but don't let clout chasers scare you into losing sight of how the basic concept works
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Jeffries: "You've got Leavitt, who's sick, she's out of control. I'm not sure if she's just demented, ignorant, a stone cold liar, or all of the above. But the notion that an official WH spokesperson would say that the D Party consists of 'terrorists, violent criminals & undocumented immigrants'..."
Improbably, they will soon die by falling out of a fourth story Russian apartment.
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It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.

Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
Nobody is getting more lawyers disbarred than the Trump administration. Folks say this is the worst presidency for attorneys, ever, in the world.
JUST IN: Judge Mehta threatens contempt and bar sanctions for attorney Carolyn Stewart — who has repped numerous Jan. 6 defendants and pardon recipients — over filing a motion with “fabricated” citations to local rules and refusing to correct it.
They were so radical that half of them owned people as property, and all of them were white, wealthy landowners.
the constitution was written by radical left wing terrorists
Damn, you just pointed out something I didn't realize: in doing the lowest brow humor possible, they still fucked that up.
Only conclusion is that Johnson has also repeatedly been to Pedophile Island
Speaker Johnson now signaling the House will remain out of session next week, the fifth recess week in a row