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Anna Zand Will Haunt You

@annazand.bsky.social

3.3K followers 1.3K following 27K posts

I’m a legendary sex symbol who hasn’t died yet. I have so many kids and the prettiest wife on the planet. NYC based, DM me if you have a burlesque show needing a dancer!

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Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · Sep 2

I want to be the spotlight on your disco ball.

Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · Sep 2

You could be someone's light in the darkness.
The dangling lantern of the anglerfish, drawing creatures to your toothy maw, or a dancing orb of witch-gloom in the forest, drawing folk to their mossy doom.

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1h

It’s me I’m the adult

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1h

This is how I feel about dance moves that require strength and control vs dropping a split.

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Senate Gabe @senategabe.bsky.social · 14h

The fact that Democrats remain overwhelmingly against impeachment is nuts.

It is the equivalent of saying "Sorry everyone, the law is non functional and you need to operate outside all legal boundaries if you want to remove a fascist child rapist from power."

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1h

Adult woman who deserves chocolate truffles for breakfast

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 2h

Me: did she sample Trent Reznor?

Wife: Anna this is a basic drum beat.

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 6h

Gorgeous!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 14h

Smart!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 14h

I did not take a selfie today, I will have to be the caboose tomorrow!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 14h

I do love my snowflake pasties and I don’t wear them except when it’s winter.

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 14h

Tbh I don’t do the whole routine in the bed because I need the floor for leverage but some is better than none!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 14h

If you are too tired for floor stretches, bed stretches are also okay.

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 15h

We got adult size sleds at Costco last year! They don’t go as fast as the hard plastic one but that one is tricky if you’re taller than I am.

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 15h

Honestly I have to hunt for joy in the cold, it makes my hands hurt.

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 15h

It’s your first one in so long you should be pleased as punch! There’s going to be sledding!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 15h

I only moved here because @nadiazand.bsky.social is hot I reserve the right to whine about winter coming every single year!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 15h

Tights weather (derogatory)

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 15h

You are a more patient woman than I am.

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 15h

I do not want to mother any more than I currently do!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

There’s so much crap out there. Putting a pin here to come back later when I can cross reference my kindle!

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

I would have just worn my commuting shoes all day and been embarrassed about it

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

I very nearly packed my ballet shoe bag instead of my office shoe bag this morning in case anyone wondered how much coffee I’m fixing to drink.

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˚ʚ Belle ɞ˚ @ working too damn much @torrent-empress.bsky.social · 1d

FUCK I'M COLD

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

100%

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

I’m dark mode

Anna Zand Will Haunt You @annazand.bsky.social · 1d

Perfect I love an excuse to dress up! I will wear my dress that is too big to fit in a small space!